Yep, that’s a black marker. And you might label me insane for letting her anywhere near one, but what she doesn’t know is that it’s washable. Still, that doesn’t mean she can’t find a way to use it to fuck shit up.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.