the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Today we’re learning how to tie different knots

Marlo performed so well at sick camp last December that they invited her back for a discount. They also asked me to accompany her, so we’re bunking in the same tent, both of us battling fevers, congestion and nausea.

I haven’t been this sick in quite some time, so I don’t think I’m even in the running of being valedictorian of sick camp. Marlo, however, has a pretty good shot at it. So proud that she inherited my determination.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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