the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Surviving February

I haven’t had to break out my BLU Light Therapy Device this winter, at least not yet. And I say not yet because I do not want to tempt the the Weather Gods. Typing that just made me google “god of weather” and, you guys, I stumbled upon the names of the children of next generation’s hipsters:


For those of you stuck in unrelenting snowstorms you have all my empathy. Until the sun comes back out fill your home with light.

1. Spotlight Steel Floor Lamp $71.99

2. Oversized Arc Floor Lamp $299

3. Oslo Floor Lamp $114.90

4. Novara Floor Lamp $398

5. Director Floor Lamp $164.50

6. 3-Light Floor Lamp $129

7. Twixt Floor Lamp $149

8. Stacked Marble Table Lamp $149

9. Copper Arc Table Lamp $69.95

10. Rosie Table Lamp $149

11. Ceramic Octagon Table Lamp $173.59

12. Bedroom Table Lamp Set $29.95

13. Modernist Table Lamp $119

14. Scoop Table Lamp $69

15. Cecile Table Lamp $149

16. Studio Wire Frame Table Lamp $79.99

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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