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I saw a giraffe in its natural habitat and somehow survived the resulting heart attack to tell about it. Would you look at that thing (not the things on that thing, which I just now noticed HOLY SHIT where is the modesty patch when you need it). He was one of several I managed to see last week in Tanzania, just minding his own business. Being a giraffe. Like, ‘sup, dude?