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Mu-ziq: Royal Astronomy
by Heather B. Armstrong
September 17, 2001
Let me win when we wrestle.
by Heather B. Armstrong
Steer your shopping cart through Costco like a maniac. We’re all in this together.
by Heather B. Armstrong
Saturday morning at the end of a 40 minute stair-running workout in Santa Monica, I almost participated in my first live girl-on-girl cat fight. I had run 12 sets of 150 stairs, most of them taken two at a time, and the stench of wet…
by Heather B. Armstrong
September 10, 2001
Grant Lee Phillips: Mobilize
by Heather B. Armstrong
Point at your 3 year old cousin’s penis and say, “Daddy has a little one just like that.”
by Heather B. Armstrong
Get together with your band of birds and poop all over the hood of my car.
by Heather B. Armstrong
Yesterday I had a half a package of Oreos with chocolate creme filling. Something snapped at around 2 o’clock, and every ounce of self control I’d developed since I started running stairs eight months ago evaporated with one crispy, creamy nibble. What the diet and…
by Heather B. Armstrong
August 31, 2001
Happiness is clean sheets.
by Heather B. Armstrong
Bauer: Can’t Stop Singing
by Heather B. Armstrong
Shisso
by Heather B. Armstrong
Immitate a dog eating Crunchy Corn Bran.
by Heather B. Armstrong
