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Erasing.org
by Heather B. Armstrong
August 30, 2001
Feed me Corn Pops while heckling TRL.
by Heather B. Armstrong
Borrow my stapler. Get your own.
by Heather B. Armstrong
For those of you who are not familiar with the antics of dooce.com, I’m going to exercise my latent parental tendencies here and issue a warning: the following post contains delicate subject matter most likely to include references to various body parts and activities in…
by Heather B. Armstrong
August 29, 2001
Kurt Loder is older than Jesus.
by Heather B. Armstrong
Gillian Welch: Time (The Revelator)
by Heather B. Armstrong
Altpick
by Heather B. Armstrong
Hang pictures on the wall with an anal precision rivaling that of brain surgery.
by Heather B. Armstrong
Describe my driving as “unnecessarily aggressive and I will never get into a car with you again.” You’re a pussy.
by Heather B. Armstrong
Launch Laguna Beach
by Heather B. Armstrong
August 26, 2001
Launch August in LA
by Heather B. Armstrong
August 19, 2001
Key to a good nap in the middle of the day at work: Make sure the car is parked in the shade, preferrably in a parking garage so that you don’t have people walking by the car and gawking at your mangled form on the…
by Heather B. Armstrong
August 17, 2001