Heater, Mother of Lance

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August 30, 2001

How to Charm Me

Feed me Corn Pops while heckling TRL.

Carpooling with Co-workers

For those of you who are not familiar with the antics of dooce.com, I’m going to exercise my latent parental tendencies here and issue a warning: the following post contains delicate subject matter most likely to include references to various body parts and activities in…

August 29, 2001


Kurt Loder is older than Jesus.


Gillian Welch: Time (The Revelator)



How to Charm Me

Hang pictures on the wall with an anal precision rivaling that of brain surgery.

How to Annoy Me

Describe my driving as “unnecessarily aggressive and I will never get into a car with you again.” You’re a pussy.

Laguna Beach

Launch Laguna Beach

August 26, 2001

August in LA

Launch August in LA

August 19, 2001

Nap Time For Adults

Key to a good nap in the middle of the day at work: Make sure the car is parked in the shade, preferrably in a parking garage so that you don’t have people walking by the car and gawking at your mangled form on the…

August 17, 2001