the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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How to Annoy Me

Make me pack in an orderly fashion. I just don’t have it in me.

August 31, 2001

Pack the Flask

Things to remember before I embark on a weekend jaunt to Utah to mingle with Mormons and relatives with missing teeth: Steer clear of Aunt Lola. Granny will fall sleep on the toilet. Use the one in the basement. The three year old nephew will…

August 30, 2001

Thinking

Life is too short. Drink Jack Daniels.

Listening

Spain: I Believe

Reading

Erasing.org

How to Charm Me

Feed me Corn Pops while heckling TRL.

Carpooling with Co-workers

For those of you who are not familiar with the antics of dooce.com, I’m going to exercise my latent parental tendencies here and issue a warning: the following post contains delicate subject matter most likely to include references to various body parts and activities in…

August 29, 2001

Thinking

Kurt Loder is older than Jesus.

Listening

Gillian Welch: Time (The Revelator)

Enjoying

Altpick

How to Charm Me

Hang pictures on the wall with an anal precision rivaling that of brain surgery.