Heater, Mother of Lance

Recent Posts

Thinking

I shouldn’t have eaten that entire pan of Rice Krispie Treats.

August 17, 2001

Listening

Ride: Going Blank Again

Reading

Forecasting The End Of LA

Enjoying

Mark Ryden

How to Charm Me

Don’t freak out when I do that brake-at-the-last-second maneuver in the Doocemobile Town Car.

How to Annoy Me

Drink the last Diet 7-Up in the community refrigerator. I bet you’re the same person who sends out those crappy company emails that say “Good Work Team!” and “Our Numbers Look Great!”

Thinking

Vanilla ice cream is good for you. It has beans in it. And we all know about beans.

August 14, 2001

Listening

The Saints: I’m Stranded

Reading

Cell Phone Radiation Charts

Enjoying

Popmatters

How to Charm Me

Force me to eat “Euro-Style” or “slowly” instead of my usual snort-through-the-nose approach.

How to Annoy Me

Forget your wallet, again, when it’s your turn to pay. It’s not sneaky. It’s stupid.