the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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Listening

Gorillaz: Gorillaz

August 9, 2001

Enjoying

The First Ever Sweetened Cereal

How to Charm Me

Bring your dumb dog to work and let me watch him run head first into the clear glass wall of the conference room.

How to Annoy Me

Floss your teeth during a meeting about content integration.

Thinking

Maybe I do need bigger boobs.

August 8, 2001

Listening

Mason Jennings: Birds Flying Away

Reading

The Big Takeover

Enjoying

Shauny.org

How to Annoy Me

Crank up the air conditioner in the office so high that every woman’s chest is its own PowerPoint presentation.

Chicago On My Mind and in My Hair

Residents of Chicago are fiercely proud of their winters. Not unlike survivors of natural disasters or chicken pox, these people are united in a common triumph over the most terrible of conflicts. Apparently, winters in the midwest “suck ass” or “fucking bite” or “let’s just…

August 7, 2001

Listening

The White Stripes: White Blood Cells