the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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Gorillaz: Gorillaz

August 9, 2001


The First Ever Sweetened Cereal

How to Charm Me

Bring your dumb dog to work and let me watch him run head first into the clear glass wall of the conference room.

How to Annoy Me

Floss your teeth during a meeting about content integration.


Maybe I do need bigger boobs.

August 8, 2001


Mason Jennings: Birds Flying Away


The Big Takeover


How to Annoy Me

Crank up the air conditioner in the office so high that every woman’s chest is its own PowerPoint presentation.

Chicago On My Mind and in My Hair

Residents of Chicago are fiercely proud of their winters. Not unlike survivors of natural disasters or chicken pox, these people are united in a common triumph over the most terrible of conflicts. Apparently, winters in the midwest “suck ass” or “fucking bite” or “let’s just…

August 7, 2001


The White Stripes: White Blood Cells