the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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Reading

The Brothers, by Frederick Barthelme

August 7, 2001

How to Charm Me

Wear that great smelling deodorant, I could put my face in your armpit all day.

How to Annoy Me

Call me while I’m sleeping, and after I tell you that I’m sleeping, continue to jabber like a fucking monkey.

Thinking

My Honda of Hollywood Service Team really loves me. All they want to do is serve me better. Does your service team love you?

July 27, 2001

Listening

Saint Etienne: Fox Base Alpha

July 17, 2001

Reading

Shan’s Dissection of MTV’s Real World

How to Charm Me

Pretend not to notice that I’ve tripped over my own foot and landed headfirst into your cubicle.

How to Annoy Me

Print out something just for the specific purpose of walking behind my chair, stopping, and leaning down to smell my hair.

Thinking

I wonder if she’ll notice that I’ve taken the track ball out of her mouse, and when she finally does, will she know it’s me? Will she know I secretly yearn to have her scream and slap me silly?

July 16, 2001

Thinking

I’ve got deliverables coming down my pike, landing on my plate and pushing me offline, outside the scope and up to the next level.

July 13, 2001

Thinking

C-A-L-L A-T-T! C-A-L-L A-T-T!

July 11, 2001

Thinking

I shouldn’t have had that seventh slice of cantaloupe.

July 10, 2001