Massive Attack: Mezzanine
The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho
Compare buttermilk biscuits to muffins, as if there is no difference between the two, you wretched soul.
Open mouth, insert huge goddamned foot.
Shouldn’t have had that last tequila shot. Shouldn’t have had that fourth bowl of wheaties.
Pillows are cool.
New Pornographers: Mass Romantic
My journals from college. They aren’t funny.
Saturday Morning Commercials
You’re three years old and you know how to use the word “sickening.”
Wear white half-socks with black shoes.