Heater, Mother of Lance

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Listening

Massive Attack: Mezzanine

June 27, 2001

Reading

The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho

Enjoying

Sterling Design

How to Annoy Me

Compare buttermilk biscuits to muffins, as if there is no difference between the two, you wretched soul.

Thinking

Open mouth, insert huge goddamned foot.

June 25, 2001

Thinking

Shouldn’t have had that last tequila shot. Shouldn’t have had that fourth bowl of wheaties.

June 13, 2001

Thinking

Pillows are cool.

June 7, 2001

Listening

New Pornographers: Mass Romantic

Reading

My journals from college. They aren’t funny.

Enjoying

Saturday Morning Commercials

How to Charm Me

You’re three years old and you know how to use the word “sickening.”

How to Annoy Me

Wear white half-socks with black shoes.