Heater, Mother of Lance

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Thinking

One banana, good. Two bananas, not good. What’s a wonderwall anyway?

June 4, 2001

Listening

Portastatic: Looking for Leonard

Reading

The back of the Wheaties box.

Enjoying

Wideopenspaces

How to Annoy Me

You’re cute but then you opened your mouth to speak.

How to Charm Me

Hug me without the gratuitous back patting.

June 1, 2001

Listening

Third Eye Foundation: I Poopoo on Your Juju

Reading

Paul Rand

How to Annoy Me

Invite me to a party where all the men are gay.

Thinking

What does it feel like for a girl?

May 31, 2001

Listening

Whiskeytown: Pneumonia

May 23, 2001

Reading

Keeping the Rabble in Line, Noam Chomsky