Third Eye Foundation: I Poopoo on Your Juju
Invite me to a party where all the men are gay.
What does it feel like for a girl?
Keeping the Rabble in Line, Noam Chomsky
How about some blinker action you Mitshubishi motherfucker.
The average age and origin of men in Las Vegas: 24, Hoboken.
How did I get talked into signing up for an Old Navy credit card? Why is peanut butter so good, so very very good?
What are pickles, really?
I wonder if men ever get as bloated as a sinking ship sending out mayday signals. Will Liam Gallagher love me as much as I love him?
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