the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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Sho no doo be cooking, in my book.

July 2, 2001

Radiohead in Santa Barbara

Santa Barbara has to be the most simultaneously beautiful and boring city on earth. Every street and passageway is flanked by gigantic palms trees and inordinately large pink flowers drowning in sunlight the color and intensity of gold. Yet, my cronies and I spent the…


Prince: The Hits 2

How to Annoy Me

Distract me when I’m driving. This is LA, not some second-rate pseudo-city where people drive cars as a part of playing grown-up.

Reasons I Should Not be Allowed to Work From Home

Too many cushiony horizontal surfaces prime for nappage. 13 bowls of cereal today, all within a two hour period. Oprah. Total Request Live. Horizontal surfaces. Rabid Naked IMing� Shower? Why? Porn. Have you seen my couch and it’s lovely horizontal surface? That box of Wheaties…

June 27, 2001


Massive Attack: Mezzanine


The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho


Sterling Design

How to Annoy Me

Compare buttermilk biscuits to muffins, as if there is no difference between the two, you wretched soul.


Open mouth, insert huge goddamned foot.

June 25, 2001


Shouldn’t have had that last tequila shot. Shouldn’t have had that fourth bowl of wheaties.

June 13, 2001