Pillows are cool.
New Pornographers: Mass Romantic
My journals from college. They aren’t funny.
Saturday Morning Commercials
You’re three years old and you know how to use the word “sickening.”
Wear white half-socks with black shoes.
I have reason to believe that Martha Stewart is stalking me.
Scratch my back. It itches.
One banana, good. Two bananas, not good. What’s a wonderwall anyway?
Portastatic: Looking for Leonard
The back of the Wheaties box.