Heater, Mother of Lance

Recent Posts

Thinking

What are pickles, really?

May 16, 2001

Thinking

I wonder if men ever get as bloated as a sinking ship sending out mayday signals. Will Liam Gallagher love me as much as I love him?

May 14, 2001

Thinking

What does The Rock have cooking?

May 8, 2001

Thinking

I should probably shoplift something before I die. Why do I daydream about Rod Stewart in inappropriate positions?

May 6, 2001