Heater, Mother of Lance

Recent Posts

Thinking

What does it feel like for a girl?

May 31, 2001

Listening

Whiskeytown: Pneumonia

May 23, 2001

Reading

Keeping the Rabble in Line, Noam Chomsky

Enjoying

ecko.complex

How to Annoy Me

How about some blinker action you Mitshubishi motherfucker.

Thinking

The average age and origin of men in Las Vegas: 24, Hoboken.

May 22, 2001

Thinking

How did I get talked into signing up for an Old Navy credit card? Why is peanut butter so good, so very very good?

May 17, 2001

Thinking

What are pickles, really?

May 16, 2001

Thinking

I wonder if men ever get as bloated as a sinking ship sending out mayday signals. Will Liam Gallagher love me as much as I love him?

May 14, 2001

Thinking

What does The Rock have cooking?

May 8, 2001

Thinking

I should probably shoplift something before I die. Why do I daydream about Rod Stewart in inappropriate positions?

May 6, 2001