What does it feel like for a girl?
Keeping the Rabble in Line, Noam Chomsky
How about some blinker action you Mitshubishi motherfucker.
The average age and origin of men in Las Vegas: 24, Hoboken.
How did I get talked into signing up for an Old Navy credit card? Why is peanut butter so good, so very very good?
What are pickles, really?
I wonder if men ever get as bloated as a sinking ship sending out mayday signals. Will Liam Gallagher love me as much as I love him?
What does The Rock have cooking?
I should probably shoplift something before I die. Why do I daydream about Rod Stewart in inappropriate positions?