the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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Thinking

Pillows are cool.

June 7, 2001

Listening

New Pornographers: Mass Romantic

Reading

My journals from college. They aren’t funny.

Enjoying

Saturday Morning Commercials

How to Charm Me

You’re three years old and you know how to use the word “sickening.”

How to Annoy Me

Wear white half-socks with black shoes.

Thinking

I have reason to believe that Martha Stewart is stalking me.

June 5, 2001

How to Charm Me

Scratch my back. It itches.

June 4, 2001

Thinking

One banana, good. Two bananas, not good. What’s a wonderwall anyway?

Listening

Portastatic: Looking for Leonard

Reading

The back of the Wheaties box.

Enjoying

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