Allergic to costume season
Marlo: “What’s your costume going to be for Halloween, mom?!”
Me: “You’re pretty enthusiastic about that question, kid. I’m going to dress up as Marlo’s mom.”
Marlo: “That’s not a costume! You should be a witch.”
Me: “Wherever did you come up with that idea.”
Marlo: “You’d look great as a witch!”
Me: “Do I even need to put on a costume for that?”
Marlo: “Just grab a broom and ride it around like it’s a horse.”
Me: “I’ll repeat myself: do I need to change what I’m doing already?”
1. Bean’s Interlock Mock-Turtleneck $22.95
2. Apple iPod, 1st Generation
3. Hugo Boss Leather Inlay Belt $65.80
4. Fruit of the Loom Cushioned Crew Socks
5. Moto Authentic Mom Jeans $70
6. Birkenstock Arizona Two Band Sandals $100
7. Miss Selfridge Wool Fedora $50
8. Distressed Moto Jacket $59
9. Crossback Button Up Top $87
10. Seneca Crossbody Leather Bag $295
11. Frye Ruby Chukka $194.99
12. Stretchy Skinny Jeans