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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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How do I SEO this thing? EMILY HENDERSON STYLE BLOG FLOATING BABY PLATYPUS

Stuff I found while looking around

hand-knitted mittens picture by Heather B. Armstrong for dooce.com

The only time you will ever hear me recommend a pair of crocs

Masthead for dooce.com by Heather B. Armstrong

November 2012

The Life and Love of Cats

dooce.com Masthead for August 2012 created by Heather B. Armstrong

August 2012

Tuesday’s Top Pick

dooce.com Masthead for July 2012 titled Fun will be had so help me God

July 2012

That van down there by the river

Custom thank you cards

dooce.com Masthead for June, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong

June 2012

May 2012

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EDITED TO ASK: What night this week works best for

EDITED TO ASK: What night this week works best for a virtual cocktail party? Mon, Tues, or Wed? It would be about 5 PM MDT, or we can do as early as 3 PM MDT for those on the East Coast. Leave your preference here or email me. We are going to do this. And we are dressing up as Marlo would. 🤪
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I googled “how to polish black boots” and, yes. Affirmative. There is a YouTube video for everything.

Olive oil and lemon juice. Who sits there and looks at their expensive leather boots and says, “Pasta. I bet part of a pasta recipe would fix this.” I love you, whoever you are. The world needs more of you.

I then assembled a Marlo-inspired outfit for isolation. Because if I don’t APPEAR I’m going to go ba-naan bread-bonk-a-donk-a-gong-A-LING-LING.

Who wants to do a virtual cocktail party? I’m serious. 💃🏼🍷🍸

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