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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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How do I SEO this thing? EMILY HENDERSON STYLE BLOG FLOATING BABY PLATYPUS

Stuff I found while looking around

hand-knitted mittens picture by Heather B. Armstrong for dooce.com

The only time you will ever hear me recommend a pair of crocs

Masthead for dooce.com by Heather B. Armstrong

November 2012

The Life and Love of Cats

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August 2012

Tuesday’s Top Pick

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July 2012

That van down there by the river

Custom thank you cards

dooce.com Masthead for June, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong

June 2012

May 2012

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    I bit into an apple And it tasted like Oz All bec I bit into an apple 
And it tasted like Oz
All because
She asked if I would go

Didn’t she know 
I was chained to a fire
A liar
Locked in a basement with no door

But I looked up from the floor
And there, his hand
He helped me stand
I felt her warmth in the strength of his arm

We walked through a wall
Into color so bright
My chest so tight
And he smiled at me as if seeing Oz

Because I’d said, I’ll go
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Happy Birthday, Mom. This is a miracle you have wrought. 🎂💙

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