Elton Dog

FROM THE ARCHIVES | ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED ON JULY 29, 2013

Former Congressman Chuckles is a Starmutt.

He was my chocolate-blonde crescent moon.

Trust me, you are gonna wanna check back soon to see what I have been up to. Chuck is winking at all y’all from beyond the Rainbow Bridge.


A SELECT FEW FROM THE ARCHIVES

Your rescue squad

You caught me right on time

Le secret de Paris, from she who sure does talk about balls a lot

A relic from my redneck heritage

When I went to hang out with Michelle and B.

A Costco-sized tangent that even I didn’t see coming

Elton Dog

Bubbles

Dancing with wolves

“Hi, I am the one that needs you.”

What long nights would end


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