goose

Kindergarten, she’s all yours

Marlo: “AHHH! That duck is getting way too close!”

Me: “That’s a goose, Marlo. A GOOSE.”

Marlo: “The GOOSE is getting way too close!”

Me: “I won’t let it get near you.”

Marlo: “Tell that duck to go away.”

Me: “You mean that goose.”

Marlo: “UGH!”

Me: “If there is more than one goose, what you do you call them?”

Marlo: “DUCKSES. TELL THE DUCKSES TO GO AWAY!”