the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Today I like her better

Chuck has gone on a farting rampage today and there is not a single corner of the house that he hasn’t bombed. It’s like he wandered around, found patches of air where we could continue breathing and then broke them loose. Today the herding dog and her electrifying barks aren’t at the top of the list of the many, many reasons humans should never have domesticated wolves.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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