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Kindergarten, she’s all yours

Marlo: “AHHH! That duck is getting way too close!”

Me: “That’s a goose, Marlo. A GOOSE.”

Marlo: “The GOOSE is getting way too close!”

Me: “I won’t let it get near you.”

Marlo: “Tell that duck to go away.”

Me: “You mean that goose.”

Marlo: “UGH!”

Me: “If there is more than one goose, what you do you call them?”

Marlo: “DUCKSES. TELL THE DUCKSES TO GO AWAY!”

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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