hula hoop

A skill we’ll revisit

Me: “Marlo, you have to move your hips around like this. Watch… see?”

Marlo: “…”

Me: “You can’t just stand there. The hula hoop is not going to move itself.”

Marlo (spins hula hoop with both hands and just stands there): “…”

Me: “See how I’m moving my hips? Your hips have to move it around.”

Marlo (shakes as if a cold shiver has run through her body and then just stands there): “…”

Me: “How about we come back to this later?”

Marlo: “THE WIGGLE ISTHN’T WORKING.”