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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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Next thing you know I’m going to be meditating and posting inspirational quotes on Facebook

New tunes

“I also despise whistlers”

Noise ordinance

What an excellent day for an exorcism

Hair, day eighty-two

Smarter than a second grader

The topic that keeps on giving

Dear Daughter

Newsletter: Month Ninety-Six

Fire drill

Eye roller

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EDITED TO ASK: What night this week works best for

EDITED TO ASK: What night this week works best for a virtual cocktail party? Mon, Tues, or Wed? It would be about 5 PM MDT, or we can do as early as 3 PM MDT for those on the East Coast. Leave your preference here or email me. We are going to do this. And we are dressing up as Marlo would. 🤪
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I googled “how to polish black boots” and, yes. Affirmative. There is a YouTube video for everything.

Olive oil and lemon juice. Who sits there and looks at their expensive leather boots and says, “Pasta. I bet part of a pasta recipe would fix this.” I love you, whoever you are. The world needs more of you.

I then assembled a Marlo-inspired outfit for isolation. Because if I don’t APPEAR I’m going to go ba-naan bread-bonk-a-donk-a-gong-A-LING-LING.

Who wants to do a virtual cocktail party? I’m serious. 💃🏼🍷🍸

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