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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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Hallo ! I am Birget der Regenbogen, but you can ca

Hallo ! I am Birget der Regenbogen, but you can call me Birgenbogen die Leuchte ! I look very happy, yes?

Meine Mutter makes me stay on my cot when they have a meal at the table in the dining room. Otherwise I will take advantage of her trust and destroy it completely. I can army crawl 15 feet in less than three seconds and no one knows where I have gone ! What did you think they taught me at sleep away camp? Friendship bracelets?

In the dining room rainbows shine through the glass during breakfast and I want to chase them to the gold at the end ! And eat the leprechaun ! I hear they taste like chicken. So I am sad I cannot be terrible and break every single rule I’ve ever been taught and give meine Mutter a heart attack.

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