the smell of my desperation has become a stench
Misc
Someone even dressed up like Brian Emo, get it? get it?
Not only did I tell Jon, I’m telling the Internet
The Biggest Breakthrough in Food Storage this Millennium
In the Midwest people is too proper to use the word “panty”
Happy Annual It’s Time To Change My Hair Month
Our Weekend Away
I’m so horny but that’s okay…my will is good
Underwire Technical Support
Because I Wasn’t Insane Enough Already
You’ll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you…
