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EDITED TO ASK: What night this week works best for

EDITED TO ASK: What night this week works best for a virtual cocktail party? Mon, Tues, or Wed? It would be about 5 PM MDT, or we can do as early as 3 PM MDT for those on the East Coast. Leave your preference here or email me. We are going to do this. And we are dressing up as Marlo would. 🤪
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I googled “how to polish black boots” and, yes. Affirmative. There is a YouTube video for everything.

Olive oil and lemon juice. Who sits there and looks at their expensive leather boots and says, “Pasta. I bet part of a pasta recipe would fix this.” I love you, whoever you are. The world needs more of you.

I then assembled a Marlo-inspired outfit for isolation. Because if I don’t APPEAR I’m going to go ba-naan bread-bonk-a-donk-a-gong-A-LING-LING.

Who wants to do a virtual cocktail party? I’m serious. 💃🏼🍷🍸

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