House of Hamilton
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Michael Ranger and Michael Albert, son and father, he with the evil smirk and the other with a “do not make me come over there and hurt you” face. This is how they both look in almost every photo I take of them and pretty much sums up both of their personalities. My father has a soft side, but he’s not about to show that to the audience of such a depraved website.