• http://www.incae.edu The Inmate

    Um…convivial you said? Yes, of course…
    Cuteness notwithstanding…don’t call us, Summer. We’ll call you.

  • http://www.nicoledale.com stop calling me that

    boob size is directly related to ass size. you want one, you’ve got to put up with the other. it’s all just globs of fat.

  • http://www.smh.com.au/text/articles/2003/01/30/1043804416757.htm monkeypeaches

    I just found this link {click above} on a restaurant in China serving dishes made with breast milk, also this via BoingBoing http://boingboing.net/
    2003_02_01_archive.html#90266825 about a new compound found in breast milk that soothes bitter taste, so maybe Dad knew more than he thought he did.

  • QuesoDiablo

    as a man i think that the best quality a woman can have is to be able to stand me. And that would generaly be about it. and i guess the cokking would be a nie thing, and now that i think about it nice boobs is also a plus, but the big one is being able to stand me.

  • girl

    My girlfriend and I are both excellent cooks — and we both have great boobs. Being a dyke rocks, dude.

  • http://notsograceful.blogspot.com anna jr.

    stop calling me that -

    unless the boobs are the kind you buy. those come with small asses too.

  • http://ed-one.com edmund b

    so what’s up with the dooce singles column, for all us weirdos who wouldn’t touch match.com with a 10 foot pole? We should ask Ben and Mena if they can add that feature to MoveableType. now that would uber-fantastico!

  • http://www.ct-cc.org/log/ Kate

    Not so, Stop Calling Me That and Anna Jr.

    My sis and I both have DD+ (hers are bigger) with the most non-existant asses you’ve ever seen. Her’s, smaller than mine. She’s top-heavy to the extreme.

  • http://owensoft.net owen

    too much of one thing isn’t a good idea

  • http://larue.blogspot.com Summer

    I apologize for my earlier stupidty/silliness. I hereby detract my last statement. *note to self: start with Jager shots after 4pm. AFTER!

  • http://notsograceful.blogspot.com anna jr.

    kate -

    wow. should i be jealous or feel sorry for you?

    i want smaller boobs AND a smaller ass.

    but i guess if i had to choose -between big boobs/small ass and small boobs/big ass – i’d…well….i’d….

    well, i guess i don’t get to choose, do i?

  • http://www.nicoledale.com stop calling me that

    yeah well . . . weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.

  • http://quixotical.org Anna

    Hmm… you’ve made me think about this, and I’ve realized the two things my husband thanks me for most are my boobs and my cooking.

    Maybe there’s some connection between the food an infant male derives from his mother’s breast and his later obsession with boobs and cooking. This calls for an anthropological study.

  • Speedo

    Being single and busy, I would be in favor of a Boob Buffet. All the boobs you want for a set price. I suppose the price of the buffet would reflect the quality of the menu, which brings up quality vs. quanTITy.

  • Your Correction Officer

    Anna:
    Freud came to that conclusion about a hundred years ago. According to him, all babies see the breast as a giver of nutritional satisfaction. When they no longer need the breast to get food it gradually turns into a thing of sexual satisfaction. More for the males, since Freud believed that all males have a sexual attraction for their moms.

    Boobs: The giver of life.

  • http://www.incae.edu The Inmate

    Hey Kate. How YOU doin’?

    Could not care less if you can cook or not.

    (also goes for Kate’s sister)

  • Natasha

    Correction Officer:

    I like boobs. Others than my own, I mean. Does that mean I was sexually attracted to my mom?

  • http://convivial.blogspot.com Heather #2

    Inmate fucking rocks.

  • Your Correction Officer

    Natasha: Everyone likes boobs. I’m just pointing out what Freud said. Basically everything boils down to sex and aggression and what we like and get pleasure out of early on in life becomes sexually motivated. There are exceptions to every rule, but if you really want to get Freudian, technically you’re sexually attracted to your dad. Don’t shoot the messenger.

  • http://www.shiftyeye.com dclay

    Why did you have to make that post about having to read every article. Takes too long. Dooce too popular. Can’t breathe…

    I like boobs.

  • http://blogs.salon.com/0001889/ monkeypeaches

    Well, since Freud has entered the argument? I will postulate that Darwin has more to do with this than Freud. It’s about survival, the woman with the big tits can feed my kids {and me} and if she can have dinner waiting after I kill some big ass mammal I will be far more inclined to make more chalupas. And as some foul anus rap “artist” put it “boobies is the tits”

  • http://www.shiftyeye.com dclay

    …still can’t breathe…

  • http://www.shiftyeye.com dclay

    …still can’t breathe…

  • http://chrystin@hotmail.com Chris

    Dear goodness why do so many people feel the need to comment?

  • http://Blogs.salon.com/0001889/ Monkeypeaches

    Chris

    ’cause we can, an’ we like it.

    Nuff Said

  • http://www.barkins.com Richard

    Woohoo, I’m the 99th commenter!

  • rah

    i just wanna try to be #100

    i have the boobs and my boyfriend has the cooking. we’re a great fucking team :)

  • http://www/thefalseidol.com/herhighnessness HRH

    Can’t cook at all, but I have to say that I have a pretty fantastic rack. Hopefully that makes up for the hideous things I try to create for dinner.

  • Natasha

    Correction Officer: I totally realize that Freudian stuff about oedipal and electral urges and why I’m really attracted to my dad. I was just wondering what Freud would have to say about my being attracted to females as well. Such as, was I attracted to BOTH of my parents? At the same time? Yikes.

  • http://aprilgem.com/log April

    I wonder if having a really great spice rack would make up for everything. Hmm… something to submit to the itty bitty titty committee.

  • http://www.incae.edu The Inmate

    I’m sorry HRH. In order to be taken into consideration, you have to provide hard (no pun intended) facts. That means numbers, and preferably letters. Which is to say that a 38 by itself means nothing. If it is coupled with a D, or (even better) a double D, then you’ve got my attention.

    Ball’s on your court now, sweetheart.

  • http://owensoft.net owen

    one or the other is acceptable but no “spice racks”!.

  • http://thepropagandist.com the propagandist

    oh god. my therapist is going to be able to buy a goddam lexus off my restaurant fetish if this is true…

  • http://www.jennifermurray.net Jen

    Dad’s are smart. It’s all about the boobs and cooking with my dad too.

  • Cindy

    Oh no no no

  • http://www.ericandleandra.com leandra

    If that’s all it is I’ll be married forever… I know one person who loves my healthy endowment of breasts and cooking skills. :)

  • http://www.digitalcatharsis.com the mighty jimbo

    boobs, cooking, and fart jokes too.

    jon is a lucky, lucky man.

  • http://www.jenandtonic.ca otherjen

    I am also in luck if that is true, but I would agree that fart jokes should be added. Or at leasting farting.

  • http://www.turbanhead.com Emeril Lagasse

    Bam! That’s going to be my new show on the Food Network. Bam!

  • http://www.injust-spring.com Alex

    I neither cook nor do I have boobs (they’re Gwynethesque rather than Brittanyish)yet I’m married.

    My husband, however, is a fabulous cook and has a nice chest — so I guess ONE person in the relationship has to possess the boobage and the cooking skills or else it’ll all fall apart…

  • Desiree

    I love that simple archaic logic about sustenance (feeding your man & feeding your family). I think I am an average cook and I know I have nice but average breasts; my very cool and so far from being any kind of chauvenist husband also just confirmed that indeed it IS about boobs and cooking… not that either need to be spectacular or grand — it’s just enough that they “be”. :)

  • http://footinmouthdisease.blogspot.com Naaman

    I can’t think of a single way to disprove that. I’m starting to think I’m a chauvinist.

    They should have a checkmark on the marriage license for that.

  • http://www.ladonnawitmer.com Lola

    Hmmmmm. Well. I’ve got the great boobs, and my husband has the mad cooking skills, so when you put us together we have the boobs and the cooking. So maybe that’s how it works…if you don’t have the boobs, but you have the kitchen thing down, then you better pick a man with fabulous pectorals. eh?

  • Danika

    Well I don’t cook.. and my boobs are probably average… I guess I’m in trouble.

  • http://www.buttonmonkey.com/ Terry

    Who are we to argue with your father’s logic?

  • Caveman

    *gruntgrunt* boobs. food. boobs. food *grunt* football. food. boobs.

  • http://www.darthmiles.com da

    it’s not just the boobs and the cooking, they have to be in the correct porportions. 90% cooking / 10% boobs probably wouldn’t cut it.

  • PJ

    Loni Anderson can cook?

  • clueless man

    Loni Anderson has boobs?

  • Titular Man

    I’ve got a vision:
    c(o)(o)king with d(o)(o)ce!