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  • http://www.skullbolt.blogspot.com Bobby

    MBC !! What are you doing in a place like this?? I’m telling. I don’t know who, but I’m telling.

  • http://bathtubgin.blogspot.com tourette’s boy

    fukkin hott.

  • http://inspirationstrikes.blogspot.com MBC

    Bobby, I’ve discovered that there’s no better place on the web to find a dog with a rack that just won’t quit. No crime in that, right?

  • http://www.geocities.com/yahmdallah/ Yahmdallah

    Shouldn’t he (she?) be sitting at poker table or something?

  • http://blab-o-rama.com Beerzie Boy

    Chucklesworth for President!

  • http://aprilgem.com/log April

    First, dog porn with another male dog. Second, getting dressed in drag. Now, this. It’s a wonder Chuck isn’t more messed up in the head. But I can see now why he’s your bitch.

  • http://www.pumpkinjuice.com Jenny

    That just reminds me of a nightmare I had with masses of deer with human faces.

  • http://www.incae.edu The Inmate

    Wow…looks exactly like what was left of Sarah Jessica Parker in Mars Attacks.

    Then again, it kinda just looks like Sarah Jessica Parker.

  • http://funtime.studiom11.com Funtime Ben

    I’m upset. Very upset.

  • http://www.paulgutman.net Paul Gutman

    Words escape me, but if they didn’t, they’d probably be something about how having a human body with breasts like that might be more fun than post-vomitous doggy.

  • http://larue.blogspot.com Summer

    You could probably make a killing with the video of this one, shall we say, “cleaning himself up”?? Ewww.. *shudder* Brings beastiality to a whole new level.

    But then I guess we all know that guys would never leave the house iffn they could do like dogs do.

    Sorry, I’m a sick puppy. Can’t help it.

  • http://zchannie.blogspot.com zchamu

    Heh. You’re a sick woman.

  • http://footinmouthdisease.blogspot.com Naaman

    So confused, so very confused.

  • Zan

    Oh…

    my…

    word…

  • http://wildrose.rpgraphics.net Lisa

    Ow. My eyes are bleeding.

  • http://www.lab-in-the-city.com Garth Milo

    That is hilarious. Who is Lorenza Lamos (sp?) anyways. He is NOT.. Garth Milo is hot. Check me out at my site. Woof Woof

  • http://www.stonefishspine.com/ GK

    You know, it’s particularly telling that I looked at the photo for fifteen minutes before realizing the figure had the face of a dog.

  • Chizantski

    Look at the rack on that pooch! Chuckie-baby, where ya been my whole life?…

  • http://www.reddeyez.com ryan

    ‘fraid not, doesn’t have Britney’s boobs ;)

  • http://www.joh3n.com joh3n

    Go to load up dooce
    Now I see that Chuck has tits
    better lay off crack

  • brunette_with_class

    damn blondes always take the men! LOL

  • Lorenzo

    You need to lose 10 lbs. so I give you an 8 on body.

  • http://coinz.org Shane

    If only their faces could be as distinguishable the night before…

  • http://fearthesun.com Tian

    I like everything about her, but I think her nose is a tad too big

  • http://barkins.com Richard

    God damn that’s a tall bitch!

  • http://www.villapaita.com jimmypage

    No.

  • http://www.skullbolt.blogspot.com Bobby

    This is not exactly related, but anyone see that movie called Frankenhooker? This picture makes me think of that movie for some reason.

  • http://n/a moose

    whoa. you and the scrumptious beard have elastic imaginations of incredible proportions. so to speak.

  • http://n/a moose

    Chucklesworth thinks outside the box…

  • http://owensoft.net owen

    sooner or later it had to happen – through DNA reasearch – somebody is born with your name, your looks and you good qualities.

  • http://http://owensoft.net owen

    I am no longer special

  • NastyDawg

    How UUU Doin???

  • http://www.moveablebeast.com peggy

    Wait a minute..”Occupation: Ladykiller”? Is Buck now just another one of those lipstick lesbian bitches? Gaw.

  • http://blueshoediaries.com angie

    You know, his tits aren’t THAT big. I mean, he’s only 18″ tall…

    Granted, that might mean on all fours…

    Ok, yeah, I’ve just creeped myself out.

  • http://quixotical.org Anna

    Guys never care if she’s a dog, anyway, as long as her boobs are huge.

  • http://dvloranger@aol.com Desiree

    …must..look..away…before..I gouge… my own…eyes…out! Now that I think of it, that picture is just one of many heatshots I have seen for gals trying to make it in the biz in LA. (Nice Shallow Hal inspired valentine’s gift, Dooce.. thanks!)

  • steve

    Oh, hey, I just noticed you put your dog’s head on a girl’s body. That’s funny.

  • http://www.lompyville.blogspot.com kukuberra

    First Thought: What the HELL?
    Second Thought: What the FUCK made her think of that?
    Third Thought: Most brilliant social experiment ever.
    Last Thought: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

  • ron

    pardon if this has been discussed or pisses anyone off. heather, would it be possible to maybe have a link to the comments so that they wouldn’t display automatically when the front page loads?? i know i can just not read them, but i think it’d be kind of nice with them not there by default.

  • EY

    Almost as scary as when that guy got implants on a dare.

  • http://freshsheets.net Erin

    I watched that show for some dumb reason and that chick annoys that SHIT out of me.

  • http://www.hammerland.net Xanthan

    I knew the move to Utah would lead to something like this… but so soon?

  • http://www.golf-blogger.blogspot.com Billy

    Now how much did the vet charge for the procedure?

  • http://www.lin-design.net/bluelog Linda

    Dooce, any thoughts on housebreaking a puppy?

  • Huckleberry Hound

    I can’t take it anymore! The next sound you hear will be me dialing the SPCA, (or is that PETA?) Who the f knows. Will $20 get me a lap dog dance?

  • http://www.hardwareprincess.com kris

    hey! how did you get a picture of my dog’s err… face? is this what she’s doing when she gets out thru the hole in the fence?

  • http://poo.phrunk.org rebecca

    i wonder how chuck feels about this =\

    that show is so stupid ^_^…

  • Larry

    Mans best friend.

  • Katherine

    Is it hot in here or is it just Chuck?

  • http://mu.splinder.it giorgia

    question: am i a lucky, lucky person, since i have absolutely no lcue who this “Former Congressman Henry “Buck” Chucklesworth” is?