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Makes Mouths Happy

Here is a photo of my daughter with a cancer-causing, artery-clogging twizzler in her mouth. Please commence getting all up in my ass. We’re back. It wasn’t a good week. It would classify somewhere between not very good and disastrous leaning heavily toward the disastrous end. We have a whole bunch of errands to run [...]

Contact me

Please send all correspondence to dooce at dooce dot com. I have never been very good at returning email or phone calls for that matter. I get a lot of email so if I don’t respond to yours please do not take it personally. I am just a bad person. I do read everything I [...]

Frequently Asked Questions

How do you pronounce DOOCE and where did that word come from? I wish there were a more interesting story behind the name of this website, and I’ve tried for days to come up with something hipper than the truth, but the unhip truth is that the word DOOCE is a result of my horrible [...]