For licking my hand and then using it to pat down the left side of Leta’s hair and then going ahead and using that same hand to wipe the snot from her nose. While. Horrified. People. Looked. On. I couldn’t help it! IT WAS AN INSTINCT.
Posted in Daily | Tagged Feeling Guilty, Leta Armstrong
The post in which I actually use the phrase “hot forks of displeasure” and I am apologizing for it right now
I told her she could sing as she walked and walked and walked
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