Jon showing our friend Shan (Sydney’s fiancé) how to work the Nikon D70 at dinner Friday night. I think I know what Shan is getting as a wedding present! SHHHHHH!
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You know what I’m hoping for? That this guy or one of his friends actually reads dooce.com and comes across his picture and realizes what an idiot he is. That would be funny.
Love the red. Very becoming.
I know, this is two posts ago, but it must be said: Good lord, dooce, why wouldnâ€™t you go to Sundance? For the love of God, why? WHY?! There were pictures to be taken! Parties to crash! Paris Hilton to mock! If you are going to be hit on by random young men in bars, better Peter Sarsgaard, Julian McMahon, even little Frodo, than Hoboken Kid. Gosh!
shogun’s?? that’s one of my favorite restaurants! you look great in red.
Reminds me of my favourite Paris Hilton joke: she just proves you don’t have to be poor to be white trash.
IF i have to i will get married too! JUST gimme the camera!
Hee. Like the H.O.P.E. crew picketing Paris’ book signing with signs that said, “Prose before Ho’s!” and “You can’t Buy Brain Cells!”
Just got caught up on posts and pictures from the weekend. I really like this shot. You look great, Dooce, really really great.
Man I wish I could be that skinny AND tall….instead I’m short and chunky.
Loved the photos from the weekend, as well…. I really need to start using my home computer to check dooce on the weekends.
Ohhh, Paris. A love to hate relationship, agreed?
It looked like you were bound to have thousands of pictures of the “give me that camera pose”; but whodathunk they wouldn’t all be of Leta?
Anyone see the South Park episode about Paris H? It was entitled, “Stupid Spoiled Whore” — which I thought summed the subject up nicely.
Please share more of your photography know-how with us (beyond how to focus). Are you an “automatic” user or do you actually manually set all that crap?
I wish I was a spoiled whore. Beats being a plain old whore. (I am not a whore BTW, but if I was rich and skinny I just might become one is all I’m saying)
oh yeah. Paris is unabashedly sruh-heeeeming to be hated. lol
Jon: “I’m crushing your head! I’m crushing your head!”
Am I too late to hit on Marti??
“I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!”
Good GOD, Heather, why have you never told us about Jon’s grotesquely gargantuan hand before? Does gigantism run in his family?
I suppose such large hands have their uses, tho …
I think your husband is hot. And you’re hot too. But. Yeah. You’re a lucky woman…
hehe, nice mood lighting shot. I don’t know how you did it. Still getting used to my Canon Digital Rebel.
“Ohhh, Paris. A love to hate relationship, agreed?”
Pity ? Definitely.
Contempt ? You betcha.
Hate ? Absolutely not.
Please – somebody shoot me next time I get all gooey like that.
Your fist is clenched like you are really trying to restrain yourself from jumping up and snatching the camera out of Shan’s hands and just
Doing It Yourself.
You have a bit of that (I will stay calm, I will stay calm) look about you.
Heather you look great in this pic…. are you at Showgun??? Amen
Hey, Marti – I’d hit on you too if I knew whether or not you are female. Its just that after cynicism, homophobia is my best attribute.
For a second there, I thought Dooce was sporting the Chachi-bandana-on-the-thigh-look.
Back to Shogun, wondering if it says “Mensan” and “Womensan” on the bathroom doors? Or is it more like “Little Buccaneers” and “Little Lassies?”
Jon: “So after taking 10000 pictures of the guy trying to pick my wife, I took my hand around his neck, snapped it like this, and then…”
“Back to Shogun, wondering if it says â€œMensanâ€ and â€œWomensanâ€ on the bathroom doors?”
So in such a place all the smart people would use the Mensan room while all the others would use the … ummm … /other/ room ?
I love photos like that! They’re not posed with a fake plastered on smile.
Call me suspicious, but I think that kid knew who you were and totally wanted to get his 15 minutes of Internet fame. Congrats, Boy.
closest i’ll probably ever be to one. YES
AND he *is* GSV talking al like Oh no just cuz he talked to you….
dooce got a bit of the kate moss thing going dont you think?
Unlike you, I’m simply not yet so cold and cynical that I think that everytime a man talks to a woman it automatically means he’s hitting on her. You and “Dooce” obviously are like that and I feel sorry for both of you.
Did you wear you shirt to match the napkins? Ha Ha!
I kind of agree with H.E.R. I bet he just wanted a little shout out on dooce.com. At least, I hope that boy was not really THAT clueless.
That photo of that poor little Utah kid is hysterical!! Hot, scalding coffee just squirted out of my nose and all over my keyboard!! (Hmm… how am I going to explain this one to the tech guys when I beg for yet another keyboard…??)
Heather you are stunning in red. I loved the family photo of you yesterday, didn’t have a chance to comment but it was beautiful…especially the way you look at her. I know that look, I do it everyday with my two girls. And I agree with those who say Leta is a mini Jon!
Heather, for someone who has given birth, you are TINY. I am a might bit jealous being that I have yet to have children and I would have to starve myself to death to even hope to be within 10 lbs of you. Woe is me.
Cute pic though. Jon is a hottie.
Just had to clear my throat.
Nice work on coordinating the napkin with your shirt! Very visually stimulating.
i don’t usually do this, but i do feel at this point I need to defend myself. plus, bourbon. you know.
i was not under the impression that the BOY was picking me up. i really didn’t think he was. but FOUR people confirmed after the fact that THEY thought he was trying to pick me up, perhaps not very adeptly, but that he was. so the story was retold from that position.
no need to feel “sorry for me” Jesus Christ. get a fucking grip. been slammed a bit, GSV? can’t take a hint? LONELY? give yourself a fucking handjob and get off my fucking website, you pitiful little fuck.
does heather even read these comments?
the “shogun” sushi restaurant where i live has AWESOME food. hope it was just as good there.
(is that your scarf on your lap, or does your sweater just happen to match the napkins?!)
Never thought I’d say this but damn you’re hot when you’re pissed
Marti, there’s more where that came from, missy.
[And I am not homosexual, more like ham-o-sexual, so no need for anyone to be homophobic of me...]
I need friends like you.
Yeah! Damn right. I always want you to tell people to fuck off whey they are being mean!
I was going to say “boorish twat..”.
Oh Heather, my appreciation for you has just gone through the roof.
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