Jon showing our friend Shan (Sydney’s fiancé) how to work the Nikon D70 at dinner Friday night. I think I know what Shan is getting as a wedding present! SHHHHHH!
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confidential to Leta:
YEEEE-HAAAAA! (And if you haven’t heard this expression yet, darlin’, you will; just hang around the Tennessee relatives.)
You GO little girl! XOXOXOX
jon: ‘and this is what I would do to Condee’s neck if she were sitting right beside me…’
OR maybe he was thinking about how he was going to give you some lovin’, heather…hehehehe ‘a little sqeeze here, a little pinch there…’ OH NOW I’M JUST BEING GROSS! SORRY!!!!
I, like Nadia, thought that perhaps the guy was just talking to her. I mean, it’s Utah, right? Do they *do* the whole ‘hitting on’ thing there? I guess they do, based on this.
But don’t they ask what church you go to or anything? Or “Hey, did you tithe today, sexy lady?”
Let’s come up with Mormon pick-up lines. “I’d tithe with you anyday, baby!”
(Nadia, I’m also a Gemini and was sort of pleased/freaked to see that you had the same thought AND were a Gemini. Usually I don’t put any stock in that stuff. Bizarre.)
The sitting thing is great! This means she’s going to have to move her legs under herself. This also means they’re going to develop more muscle and get stronger. Haha, I’m looking forward to the entries when she starts to crawl, let alone walk … (*evil grin*)
Truely and honestly- you should contact Nikon to see if they would somehow pay you to advertise for their camera as much as you end up doing. My husband and I bought the D70 based almost completely on the photos you take here- and Im sure there are tons of other people out there who have either bought it for the same reasons or are planning on it/want to/would recomend it to a friend.
Im just saying- you’ve got to work the system
By the way, your inadvertent
recomondation was a great one. We love the camera.
I didn’t get any gifts at my wedding.
Thats what happens when you get knocked up (3 times) before tying the knot. That and the fact that your an anti-social hermit with no friends.
Oh, gosh! Wait’ll she can stand up/cruise! She’ll never get to sleep! My daughter used to stand holding the sides the crib to hold herself up and she’d plop back down… haul herself up… plop back down… haul herself up… and on and on and on until exhaustion. The crib is a nice, private place to practice new skills.
Have fun! It only gets worse… then they go off to preschool! Oh!
Wait, did I misinterpret something, or is Heather implying that she would get a $1,000 gift? A bit pricey in my eyes, but if they are that good friends…
I gotta say Dooce, you have it EASY. My 11 month old is CLIMBING stepladders to get to the counterop where all the sharp knives and chokeable stuff is. Did I mention he was CLIMBING?
It is great news that Leta is sitting up though, really. She’s going to hit these development milestones. That she doesn’t like to bear weight on her feet, well, just you watch out, she’ll be fine with weight on her knees and then you’ll have a crawler. All over the place, down the hall, splat splat splat go the hands on the hardwood floor as she makes her way to the bathroom where the toilet paper roll live.
My husband, whom I normally love dearly, permitted the baby to unroll toilet paper from the roll while we were on vacation. Now I can’t pee in peace because the baby cries when I don’t let him pull off all of the toilet paper. He used to play happily with the special-toys-so-mommy-can-pee that were in there. Argh. What is it with the fathers?
“You imbecile! ‘I’m not going nowhere’ is a double-negative! That means you ARE going somewhere! So go away while I crush more heads.”
Anita said at 01:03PM, 01.25.2005:
Iâ€™ve been so eagerly anticipating the sitting up milestoneâ€¦.and now itâ€™s going to be hell?!?!?!?
Rolling over was good/bad enough!
Anita — I’m finding that the kids growing up/hitting milestones thing has it’s pros and cons. We were excited when Buddy got mobile, but now he tortures his sisters by getting into their stuff. On the up side, at least I don’t have to carry him up the stairs anymore. He can get up them by himself (properly supervised, along the way, of course).
Parenthood: It’s not just a job, it’s an adventure.
I amused by the fact that GSV’s rant on female egoism was just a few comments after he used the words “Yum” and “Chickie” to describe Heather. My guess is that was what Heather’s suiter had in mind as well when he approached her.
I’ve been so eagerly anticipating the sitting up milestone….and now it’s going to be hell?!?!?!?
Rolling over was good/bad enough!
Mmmmm…sake. /Homer S.
That is all.
Chris From Ohio said at 07:36AM, 01.25.2005:
Jon: â€œIâ€™m crushing your head! Iâ€™m crushing your head!â€
DUDE – Kids In The Hall!! You rock
You’re so pretty.
Congratulations, Leta! That’s wonderful! You just go on and learn how to do stuff like that!
The periscope over the crib move — although it can be infuriating when putting them to bed at night, it can also be damn cute first thing in the mornings.
Question: Girl, what kind of jeans are you wearing? They look gorgeous on you…
Leta is sitting up on her own! YAY
Work it babay!
That mobility thing – it sure is a double-edged sword tho. You guys have had it easy in the scooter-arounder-like-mad department. Up to this point. They learn quickly. Especially when motivated by reward like freedom. Or fear.
My niece had her leg broken by a 150 lb dog who was trying to show her love by standing on her chest, while she was standing up. When she had the cast off at 3 months later at 14 months, the saw they used to remove the cast scared her somethin fierce. Hence, a few days later, when she was napping in her crib and a neighbor started up his chain saw, she learned how to pole vault.
And even though she had only been walking a little before the broken leg, she learned how to run like the wind right after the vault. Poor baby.
At first I thought that red piece of cloth was a part of your jeans and said “Damn, that’s kind retro-cool” and then I realized it was a napkin… that’s all i have to say.
Re: #80 Amazing how big women’s egos are. No matter what the situation they always assume that any male who tries to strike up a conversation is hitting on them. If exactly the same conversation had taken place between the boy and Dooce’s husband no one would have assumed that he was gay and trying to hit on her husband.
Reminds me of a family reunion a few years ago. I tried to strike up a conversation with a cousin I hadn’t seen for years. After a few minutes up cold, monosyllabic replies I gave up on her. Half an hour later she comes up to me and apologizes – with the explanation that she didn’t recognize me and had assumed that I was going to hit on her as soon as she saw me walking towards her.
Also: at my favourite pub a couple of the bartenders will keep my usual seat open for me if I’m expected to show up on a busy night. When I arrive and sit down, if there is a woman on the next stool I am sometimes preemptively put down even if I haven’t said a word to her or even looked at her. Responses I have used include:
“Sorry to have given you that impression. I just sat here because I wanted to talk to you about the line of weight loss products I market.”
“Ewww. That whole /older woman/ thing just grosses me out.”
“This was the only seat left in the bar and now I know why.”
A couple of times favourite bartender has helped me out:
“Dang. We were kind of hoping you’d be interested in a little three-way action.”
[Slaps me (gently)] “You bastard! Hitting on another woman right in front of me !”
you know how in pics people say Leta looks like Jon? i think in this pic Jon looks like Leta. (yes, there’s a difference!) maybe it’s the hand grabbing for something.
as for pickup lines, yesterday i was walking home from the train station and i can’t believe someone actually leaned out of a car and asked me: So, do fries come with that shake?
are you sure the boy didn’t run up to the table, grab the camera and take a picture? that’s Jon saying, “You little shit…..give me that camera before I crush your head…” and Heather thinking “Uh uh, you DID.NOT.JUST.GRAB.MY.CAMERA. What can I do to hurt this little boy…” Ha!
It’s a sad fact that ONLY “boys” try to pick me up. Apparently, I look twelve.
Here’s a totally uncalled-for comment because it a)is redundant and b)contains the hated unsolicited advice:
a)you are quite stunning
b) definitely stick with the darker hair
way too cute and perfect looking couple! heather – you look smashing dahling – very pretty! Loved the story about the boy – very funny. But can you blame him?! also – I have had “V”Electric Avenue running through my head ALL FREAKING DAY – thank you very much
you look very pretty in red! mmm makes me want to go to the japanese steak house – does the chef throw shrimp at you when he is done cooking? here they toss the shrimp at you and you try to catch it with your mouth. fun fun.
i really think you were blowing that “pick up” incident out of proportion. i didn’t think it sounded like he was trying to pick you up at all. any chance of that? eh? (i’m a gemini and like to be a devil’s advocate. sorry.)
Jon is using the Force to get his camera back.
“Anger, fear, Nikon… These are the ways of the Dark Side.”
I love these daily photos, I actually used them to sell my husband on getting the D70. While our pictures are nothing compared to Heather’s and Jon’s the camera is awesome. I am actually able to get pictures of my girls in a cute pose before they move!
Yum. That would have been a great pic of the chickie in the red shirt if only the photographer had cropped fur-face out of the picture.
Hi Amanda, I have no idea what you’re talking about…and now I’m going home after a hard day at work surfing the internet I’ll try and figure it out for tomorrow…
we had sushi the other nite. first time i’ve craved it since i had my kids. finally done breastfeeding so i guess the seaweed desire gland is back in action.
Ok, confession time… I once tenaciously pursued a cute coworker for two months before asking him out on a date. He was so flustered, (although knew what I was after), that he said yes.
We’ve been together for 18 years now. Poor sod never even saw it coming…
Late comment, so who knows if anyone will actually read it, but…
Back when my husband was my boyfriend, an (annoying) guy tried to pick me up while I was studying. I tried to get him to go away, but he wouldn’t, so I told him that I had a boyfriend. And he said, “What does that have to do with the price of tea in china?” And he STILL wouldn’t go away!
I guess if they don’t even care that you’re married, a boyfriend is just a trivial detail!
People in bars and restaurants tend not to be the most perceptive about body language and even verbal language (as in “No, thanks! Please get lost!”)
To those who posted today and yesterday who said “I hope that’s not me…not what I am like or how I am perceived…” If you are reading someone’s body language and it says “Let’s hang out” then stay. And if it doesn’t, then go away. If you don’t know about body language, visit the bookstore and check out a book of body language pictures. Practice empathy.
And I gotta say this – some people are just too subtle and afraid to say “Get lost” when they straight-up oughta.
I have always had a soft spot for men with big hands…..
Hey. Matt in London said, “cucumber”. Perhaps my “I’ll do that if you’ll do this” technique has made it across the pond.
hey Lulu – pink leotards are in over here…you should see the hours I put in just to look fashionable in the office..suck in that belly, push out that chest, make sure the cucumber is all lined up right and off I strut…
Totally off-topic, but Amber (aka Relentless Christian Amber — she said she thinks she’ll keep that name) had her baby. Just thought some of “the regulars” here might want to pop over there and wish her Congratulations.
Here’s her site: http://ladymadaysia.blogdrive.com/
I now return you to your regularly-scheduled programming…
Yeah. I think it’s a really awesome idea for everyone to modify their *body type* in accordance with what’s trendy. Good call, Matt.
It’s a great photo, and a great story.
But I can’t help but wonder if maybe the poor, socially inept kid was just trying to make conversation with other people out having fun? Perhaps he’d had a few and was convinced that his rapier wit was just reaching it’s apex.
I talk to strangers all the time (hopefully, with a bit more skill than Hoboken-boy), but it doesn’t mean I’m really hoping to do the lambada with them.
Funny story bout the boy. And also makes me think you must be a really genuinely nice person because I have no problem shutting boys right down.
I think it was my days as a go-go girl that hardened me.
I’m pretty sure the BOY was Prince Harry.
Hey – all drunk guys try and pick up good looking girls – once your mind is made up, you just go for it…or maybe he just wanted his picture taken??? I reckon Heather needs to eat a few pies…waif is out donchyaknow…
Heather, you’re looking radiant! No wonder there were teenage boys trying to pick you up!
It must have been something in the air last week because it happened to me too, and I’ve been married longer than you have. The thing is, you are much more perceptive than I am because I didn’t pick up on all the meaningful looks coming from the friend standing next to me or my husband a few steps away. I actually had to be told, out loud, using short sentences, what was going on. By the time my friend clarified, for the third time, that the boy really was trying to pick me up and got past my disbelief and amazment, he had gotten bored and wandered away. This sadly left no place for the quick comebacks I’ve since stored up from the incident.
Shogun? Yummy. Been to Takashi yet? It just across the street, next to Kristauf’s.
you have supermodel looks, but i dont like supermodels unless they look like supermodels who are not supermodels
anyway i’d pick you up in front of your husband too
that photo is a great shot, very funny, well done shan
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