First Secty

Peace and love, p and l, p’n'l, penal, penile…HA HA!

Jeff!! There a an elf Service gas station down the street from my house too. For 6 months now I’ve only been getting gas there just because I want to see those damn elves and they are never there…

Kinda like the post office down the street offering “ELF SERVICE.” I keep looking for little tiny postmen in pointy hats.

Im lucky enough to drive a “Ford Festi”, thanks to vandals ripping off the “va”…and go those VA TOFU hippies, way cool maaan! Pass the joint…

We had a neighbor who had a 70′s ugly-ass brown Datsun truck. He painted the D and the N the same color as the truck and wrote “Gahzuntite” underneath. Quite clever.

Butternut: too funny!

Just to point this out…there were 55 comments when I loaded this page, and in the time it took me to type this and post it…what number am I? Dooce, you have a mad following!

Mmmm… Nothing like wings to make you “go.”

The Pep Boys near my house is now “Pepys”. I bet all the college kids get a good chuckle out of that one.

And Buici! That’s hilarious! I once saw a huge old truck that instead of “FORD” across the tailgate, had “TOFU”, with just a few small changes. Good old Virginia hippies. Country enough to drive a giant truck, hippie enough to bring on the soy.

Two things:

Shlee — in my grandmother’s hometown of Prentiss, Mississippi, there really is a family restaurant called the “Kuntry Kitchen.” And, sadly, no letters are missing from the sign.

Everyone — I teach third grade, and every single morning after the opening bell rings, my kids dash into the room, just in case they can be the ones to call FIRST! when others arrive. It’s all very much like the comments section on Dooce. I have a little inside chuckle every day at 8:55.

My bad, LadyBug. And I forgot to mention she stops unarmed criminals with a stern “mamma” look.

One of the grocery stores where I live is called County Market. For a week, the “O” was out, spelling out a name of a market that I don’t think I’d like to visit.

I think that when a burnt out letter makes a distasteful word, they’re usually pretty quick to replace it. We had a good laugh everytime we drove past it though. Good times. (man i need to move to a bigger city)

but my *all time favorite* lights-out sign was the ratty gas station next to one of my college apartment complexes.

For a coupla days, I lived next to a VILLAGE PANTY. )

its already well into Wednesday Miss Germany, get with the times girlfriend *snaps fingers and pouts*

just messing with ya. Looks like the red parts are the devils horns on a black face, his three pronged tail the lampost.

go figure but not sure if I’D be hiring any security services from these people…

Dazed & Bucky – LOL

Poor Dooce can’t win. Post pics of Leta and she’s ‘self absorbed,’ post cool pics of other things and people and people post saying they want pics of Leta.

See, I LOVE this pic…especially the font on the building. You don’t see much of that font anymore, unless it’s on the front page of a newspaper. Plus it’s pretty ironic that a word like “Security” can’t be relied upon to be lit all the time…Hee!

Hotpants- you gave up one of the most powerful weapons in a single dudes arsenal? The Hooptie aka. Luv Mobile. You have much to learn Grasshopper.

Girl A.- BP returning to normal. You *are* a sexy bitch.

That reminds me of the signs churches put out around here that say
“CH CH– what’s missing? U R!”

Interesting coincidence that the letters U and R are actually missing. So is I, but there aren’t any cool church signs that make use of a missing I.

Hmm. It’s early. I’ll think on that.

What’s missing from secty?

UR. (I, too)

we had a huge sign here during the holidays, and it read “season’s gretigs”

oooooo, Babay, I am secty.

That picture makes me feel like a seccccccty seccccccty beeeyotch.

And a little insecure.

I had a 1984 Buick LeSabre in college (party wagon) and part of the “k” fell off making it look like an “I”. So we called it the “Buici: Imported Italian Luxury Mobile”. I loved that land boat! I was like riding in a Laz-E-Boy on wheels.

I love Bucky Four-Eyes

Great Pic!!! I agreee it looks liek the words are just floating in the sky. i don’t think it’s a lightpole or we’d be able to see it, because it’d be on….

Red means bad weather