This one was also taken by Beth. I was to the right drowning underneath thousands of stuffed animals.
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Marlo crawls for the first time
Newsletter: Month Twenty
After being forced to sit in Santa’s lap Leta suddenly turned violent and severed his head with her mouth
Amish country reprazent!
They’re like mormons without the electricity.
“Eli, don’t be silly, I’ve read this book a million times. I’m an advanced reader, but I do appreciate you sharing with me.”
“Mommy, can I call Leta later? I want her to read me something else.”
That sounds as much fun as Texarkana, Mihow
i got an error page and almost panicked! what else would i do at work????
get a clue and use Instead cups. At least you toss those things! And I think my eyes need to be ripped out after post 366…ew.
back at work and checking dooce like a fiend. what else can one do at work??
FISH! What happened to your page?
“Wrapped up like a dooce, another runner in the night”
it wont let me comment!
I believe that is known as the old monkey fist trap.
yeah that makes sense. Perhaps they’d think I’m handicapped and keep me on for fear of being sued for wrongful dismissal. I’ll wear a medic alert bracelet that says I have severe leakbutt. Maybe they’ll give me a special chair?? Perhaps one with a bucket underneath it??
Very cute and very brave – a white shirt + a one year old…Oh laundry Gods have mercy!
“the old monkey fist trap”
How did you know my husband’s pet name for me?
*Oh*, you meant the Leta story. Never mind, nothing to see here. . .
I like the “guess the thumbnail” game that some of y’all play. Looking at it today, I thought it was a serving of fried dough topped with cheddar topped with sour cream.
Or an upside-down lion drawing. Yeah.
i’m starting to drool like homer simpson.. mmmmmmm..pancakes…..
remember never works at work for me either.. only at home on safari
And ew. EW!
Dooce: The Online Bodily Function Warehouse
Dooce: I’M GONNA MAKE YOU THINK IN ALL. CAPS. ALL. THE. TIME.
Dooce: Sprinkled with Fairy Dust
Dooce: Got Yer Scrumptious Bearded Things RIGHT HERE
Dooce: Kickin’ it With Brittany Since 2002
Dooce: As Wholesome as Old Whole Milk
Dooce: If its Not Dooce, its Crap.
Dooce: Pooping her Way into the Heart of America
Dooce: Tales of a Girl and her Seldom Used Kommode
the thumbnail looks like a burrito or some other mexican concoction.
yeah, i’m a ‘tard.
Wow. That’s bullshit Geraldo. I think I’ll stick with my tampons, thanks.
dangcold – i have a feeling the bag tickler would be so confused by the words used, you might get away with it!
Not third Couch, 25th…that many people had commented in the time it took you to write that short bit of crap.
The words “Too Much INFORMATION” are echoing through my head. ECHOING! GAH! MAKE IT STOP!
Dang cold: Maybe not fired, but they’d definitely be keeping an eye on you from now on… from a safe distance away, I’m sure.
OH my god she already reads ))))) pictures awwwwwwww
I am wondering how Dooce uses the Keeper Cup to catch boogers from Leta’s runny nose – or was that a joke?
Also, I have been using a diaphragm for years (not the same one!)during my period to avoid using paper products. And so I can have sex during my period.
At work, there are a few private bathrooms – I definitely don’t rinse out my diaphragm in front of other people. If I lived in a hippie community (in which I used to live during college) it would probably not be a big deal.
This is what it takes to use the diaphragm for this purpose – and also what I assume it would take if *I* used the cup.
I choose a private single bathroom, put a couple of paper twoels down next to the sink and bring one with me to carry the diaphragm with, dump the diaphragm in the toilet, trying not to get my hands messy, pull up my pants as much as I can with one hand, go/waddle to the sink, turn the water on and rinse it out, put the diaphragm on the towel, wash my hands, walk back to the bathroom stall, and put it back in, try to keep my hands clean, come back to the sink and wash my hands again.
But here’s the thing – if you are a heavy bleeder, and you are using this method, you have to put something in your pants to catch the continuous drip WHILE YOU ARE RINSING. I usually fold up a few squares of tp and put them in my underwear while I rinse. But I prefer not to do that during the heavy flow. Because there can be accidents.
So it may be a savings for the paper products on tampons, but I think I use triple the paper towels for hand washing and resting the diaphragm on the counter, double the tp, so I have something in my pants while I go rinse. And double the water and soap for handwashing cause I have to do it twice. As opposed to once with changing tampons.
Never realized this before.
I’m with you, Fish; waaaay better than pornographic spam. Well, hang on a sec …
(a few minutes pass)
… yup. It sho is.
“Uber Cute”…didn’t that win the Caldecott Medal last year?
I definitely think we need to have a different name for the Keeper. The current name is misleading, and may cause people to think they need to store that which *should not* be stored.
Therefore, I propose these new monikers:
The Twat Tuba
The Red Reservoir
The Blood Basin
and one just for Miz Striz:
The Vampire Flask!
well, that is not my usual phrasing. i just think it’s funny.
when in the grocery store:
where the bulk candy at?
in boston, but originally from upstate new york, finger lakes region, which is basically pennsyltucky.
omg how adorable is that photo!!
and wow, she isnt trying to rip it up!!!! our son is constantly ripping pages from books, tv guides.. magazines… lol
*pinches cheeks* so sweet
Fran et al. re:The Keeper…still…I think someone needs to explain how dumping blood in a public sink does not create any health safety concern…and explain to me how you are able to wash out your keeper in a public bathroom without grossing out other people. (ie. co-workers)
“where you located at?”
You must be from Pennsyltuckey. Everyone who lives in Pennsytltuckey ends their sentences in a preposition.
“Where your Leakbutt at?”
precious! even i don’t share that well.
Suzy, Rachel, and Sim: Thanks for expounding on the advantages of the Keeper Menstrual Cup. It really is environmentally friendly and is better for the body than tampons. But it takes a unique woman to be able to handle the concept.
Menstruation is a natural bodily function…for women only, of course.
Dooce: Making the world safe for menstruation and work poopers.
Do you suppose I’d get fired for walking up to the Vice President of Bag tickling with a coffee pot and said “Good morning Mr. Rectalage sir. Leakbutt with cream in your coffee as per usual”???
Thank you, thank you to all the little people who supported me on my way up.
You know, I used to think it was corny, when people said there was someone lookin’ down on them…..
A Keeper Cup!? Sounds like something you’d use to save up all of Leta’s mucus so you can present it to her on her 18th birthday.
Yeeesh, there goes my appetite.
Gooooder: Nope, ‘fraid not. I’m in Northern Illinois. We may have less poopy looking snow, though.
Sorry, I spent all weekend making silly faces at my baby boy, so devery ding darts dith a “D”.
Since we’re all over the map with the crazy-named towns, how about the one in Germany named Rottenegg?
Circus Kelli, where are you located at!
Somewhere with less poopy looking snow hopefully.
Whoa, third…I always dreamed this day would come…just…not so soon…not like this. I’m so nervous. Your kid is breathtakingly cute. There, I said it.
Umm Dr. Johnny, you know you have to get rid of all your naughty hairs. One bit of advice, shave it. Don’t Nair it.
Dooce: Makes You Feel Good About Pooping At Work!
at least I’m in the top 20 (I think). I kept refreshing and all.
Just have to add another to the wacky town listâ€¦here in N.S.W. Australia, We have a place named “Rooty Hill”. Might go over the heads of them in USA
Fish: Shouldn’t that be
Dooce: DEcreasing Productivity Since 2002 ?
Sharing. I never did catch on to that idea.
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