In the South that would indicate a tornado was a comin’



  • http://www.laurenbove.blogspot.com laurenbove

    That makes me think of when I was a kid…we had this saying: “Smooth move, Ex-lax” when someone would do something clumsily.

  • http://romaryka.lunanina.com romy

    gorgeous, ominous sky.

  • http://shiz.typepad.com/ Shiz

    Bad-bottom-system cramps make me rethink wanting a family. If I can’t handle the pain, and I cry like a baby every time, how can I ever give birth?

    I think that every time.

  • Michelle Brady

    Wow, how long has this picture been up? It’s only 7:33 here, and usually the new pics don’t go up until between 8:30 and 9. I’m totally freaked out!

    I wish I had such an awesome eye for framing shots.

  • RazDreams

    thanks, dang… it’s good to know there are other less-than-perfect people who post to this site besides me. whew!!! (make a mistake here and it’s like flies on crap, i tell ya. re: yesterday, for example.)

  • http://jbru.livejournal.com Peter Hentges

    Pic’s been up for 1:45, Michelle. Shocked me too!

  • http://thefirstgirl.com Lex

    Coming out of Lurkdom to inquire of the “poop tea” – Are you talking about the Smooth Move Tea? I just started using that to, well, help things along. Best stuff ever!

  • http://www.jessicaraab.com Jess

    What a great post this morning. You give hope to all uncoordinated people living in or around winter sports havens. Uncoordinated people of New England salute you!

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Raz, I shake my A1 bottle at you.

    Lovingly, of course.

  • http://www.notwellplanned.com ap

    More “a-comin’” type Southern US lingo in your posts, please!! Maybe I’ll start sending you pictures of MY ass until there’s more of it…

  • http://shiz.typepad.com/ Shiz

    Dang, we moved to Kits in December from the West End – and we miss the West End, the Seawall, Yaletown, and Stanley Park so much we’re moving back. We like Kits a lot, but we LOVE the West End.

  • http://jbru.livejournal.com Peter Hentges

    Hmm. Perhaps some fruit juice to jump-start my blood sugar will help with the wakefulness issue. It would be so much easier if there were dancing doocelings, though.

  • http://dangcold.blogspot.com Dang Cold..

    I still love you razzy *hug*
    I’ve polluted this page so many times I wouldn’t dream of shaking my finger at you :P

  • http://jbru.livejournal.com Peter Hentges

    Amuse me with your poop stories and butt photos! Dance little doocelings, dance!

  • http://dirtyfloorsandfilthyjokes.blogspot.com/ Closet Metro

    annejelynn. go to tinyurl.com
    put long url in box.
    copy new tiny url.
    live happily ever after.

  • Sarah M

    That is ‘Good Evening’ for some of us, Frozen. :)

    Henry, My father would always proclaim that when faced with a loo where you had to put in a coin.

    He changed the the last line though. I’m sure you can figure!!

  • RazDreams

    (um, razdreams is already aware of tinyurl.com. she just forgot to use it this time. hence, the above apologize. thanks though.)

  • http://verbalbanter.blogspot.com frozen sunshine

    and now I am walking straight back to my bed.

  • http://dangcold.blogspot.com Dang Cold..

    LOL!!

    hey shiz you live right by my friends place. No haven’t tried the yam fries but the panini club is killer.

    bard on the beach every summer baby!! I love it.

    :D

  • http://verbalbanter.blogspot.com frozen sunshine

    It is 4am in the morning and I hauled my very asleep and showing cold-like symptoms self out of bed to register for my final quarter of classes as an undergrad. Yessss. And to say goodmorning Dooce! And goodmorning Doocelings!

  • http://shiz.typepad.com/ Shiz

    Mmmmm …. Hell’s Kitchen is a short walk from my house. Have you tried their Yam Fries?

    And Dang Cold, hurry up and GET OUT HERE!

    Oh, and the pics are my hubby’s. But I like ‘em.

  • http://jbru.livejournal.com Peter Hentges

    Now, don’t go back to sleep on me…. Only another 1.5 hours here at work!

  • http://shiz.typepad.com/ Shiz

    RazDreams needs to discover tinyurl.com

  • http://jbru.livejournal.com Peter Hentges

    Do you know where you towel is?

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    Someone please tell me how to do tinyurl

  • Henryk_

    and starting the eralier the better!

  • RazDreams

    (uh oh. i broke this comments page because of my stupid long link. sorry, dooce!)

  • http://jbru.livejournal.com Peter Hentges

    Lookit all you early-rising doocelings!

    (Watch out world! The doocelings are startin’ early!)

  • http://dangcold.blogspot.com Dang Cold..

    whoa..I was going to post pics of BC on my sight tonight. I live in TO but the west coast calls out to me all the time. I love visiting. I go every summer. Hey Bean make sure you check out Hell’s Kitchen in Kits if you get a chance. Good pizza!!

  • Henryk_

    HitchHikers Guide To The Galaxy?

  • http://chezmiscarriage.blogs.com/chezmiscarriage/2005/02/todays_guest_bl.html#comments RazDreams

    Absolutely hilarious blog entry about people who are “victim of a mother drive-by” (AKA, victims of totally-unwanted-and-ridiculous parental advice). And dooce gets a shout-out too for her SAHM explanation!

    *http://chezmiscarriage.blogs.com/chezmiscarriage/2005/02/todays_guest_bl.html#comments*

  • http://heather-anne.com Heatheranne

    That’s cool. I can’t wait until spring so I can get some cool shots of thunderstorms coming in.

  • http://shiz.typepad.com/ Shiz

    Yes, Bean, the Okanagan was my 2nd pick. Gotta love BC.

    http://tinyurl.com/3tfaa

  • http://jbru.livejournal.com Peter Hentges

    Whoa …. that’ll teach me to post before refreshing.

    I like the way weather does its thing … so fun to watch.

  • http://home.comcast.net/~klippoldt kate

    That sky would signal a tornado comin’ in the prairie, too–only, we don’t have such awesome mountains!

  • Kit

    It looks like a tiny shoebox diorama. Nice.

  • bean

    shiz, i hear you’ve been sunshinein’ it up over there…bridge jumping is way down now i guess. hope it keeps up for the weekend.

    great pics on your site.

  • Tina

    Now I got it, you can’t sleep because your still hurtin from snowboarding!!!

  • girl in sf

    thanks to dooce and beth, i started watching project runway and i can’t wait to see the finale. i’m definitely a jay fan. kara saun is also quite talented but jay is talented AND cracks me up. go jay!

  • http://www.nottosay.co.uk Emma

    That’s an awesome picture, if you painted it people would say it wasn’t natural enough!

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    My kids keep barfing! I seriously almost took a picture last night of the coke/sloppy joe art that my son made on the kitchen floor.
    Tomorrow *is* self protrait day.

  • Davey

    uh-oh! Excellent accound of your boarding Heather, another enjoyable read :)

  • http://ellabellababycakes.modblog.com ella’s ma

    Is that a double-wide I see coming at us on the horizon?
    I think you should withhold photos of butterfly kisses even if Leta does cooperate. I would want to see just how many ass shots you can get.

  • http://honeyofthehumansoul.blogspot.com SueFromOhio

    OK, even though you said you were sore…you convinced me to want to try to ski. Not snowboard, though. I’m sure I would break my leg then…..

  • http://www.susannahperry.com Susannah

    BEAN!! Thanks so much for the dog poop compost instructions. I’ve actually been looking for them after I heard (okay, overheard…I was evesdropping) someone talking about it last week.

  • Tina

    Wow, great colors! How come you’re posting that early, did Leta get you up in the middle of the night?

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    *Hey, where’s FISH at?*

  • Henryk_

    Not many comments! A late start?

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Hard to picture pooping?

    Why, our own hostess Heather, of course.
    Hard to picture because it only happens in leap years.

  • Henryk_

    Tina….Aha…you are right on it! A very early start!