In the South that would indicate a tornado was a comin’

  • laurenbove

    That makes me think of when I was a kid…we had this saying: “Smooth move, Ex-lax” when someone would do something clumsily.

  • romy

    gorgeous, ominous sky.

  • Shiz

    Bad-bottom-system cramps make me rethink wanting a family. If I can’t handle the pain, and I cry like a baby every time, how can I ever give birth?

    I think that every time.

  • Michelle Brady

    Wow, how long has this picture been up? It’s only 7:33 here, and usually the new pics don’t go up until between 8:30 and 9. I’m totally freaked out!

    I wish I had such an awesome eye for framing shots.

  • RazDreams

    thanks, dang… it’s good to know there are other less-than-perfect people who post to this site besides me. whew!!! (make a mistake here and it’s like flies on crap, i tell ya. re: yesterday, for example.)

  • Peter Hentges

    Pic’s been up for 1:45, Michelle. Shocked me too!

  • Lex

    Coming out of Lurkdom to inquire of the “poop tea” – Are you talking about the Smooth Move Tea? I just started using that to, well, help things along. Best stuff ever!

  • Jess

    What a great post this morning. You give hope to all uncoordinated people living in or around winter sports havens. Uncoordinated people of New England salute you!

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    Raz, I shake my A1 bottle at you.

    Lovingly, of course.

  • ap

    More “a-comin’” type Southern US lingo in your posts, please!! Maybe I’ll start sending you pictures of MY ass until there’s more of it…

  • Shiz

    Dang, we moved to Kits in December from the West End – and we miss the West End, the Seawall, Yaletown, and Stanley Park so much we’re moving back. We like Kits a lot, but we LOVE the West End.

  • Peter Hentges

    Hmm. Perhaps some fruit juice to jump-start my blood sugar will help with the wakefulness issue. It would be so much easier if there were dancing doocelings, though.

  • Dang Cold..

    I still love you razzy *hug*
    I’ve polluted this page so many times I wouldn’t dream of shaking my finger at you :P

  • Peter Hentges

    Amuse me with your poop stories and butt photos! Dance little doocelings, dance!

  • Closet Metro

    annejelynn. go to
    put long url in box.
    copy new tiny url.
    live happily ever after.

  • Sarah M

    That is ‘Good Evening’ for some of us, Frozen. :)

    Henry, My father would always proclaim that when faced with a loo where you had to put in a coin.

    He changed the the last line though. I’m sure you can figure!!

  • RazDreams

    (um, razdreams is already aware of she just forgot to use it this time. hence, the above apologize. thanks though.)

  • frozen sunshine

    and now I am walking straight back to my bed.

  • Dang Cold..


    hey shiz you live right by my friends place. No haven’t tried the yam fries but the panini club is killer.

    bard on the beach every summer baby!! I love it.


  • frozen sunshine

    It is 4am in the morning and I hauled my very asleep and showing cold-like symptoms self out of bed to register for my final quarter of classes as an undergrad. Yessss. And to say goodmorning Dooce! And goodmorning Doocelings!

  • Shiz

    Mmmmm …. Hell’s Kitchen is a short walk from my house. Have you tried their Yam Fries?

    And Dang Cold, hurry up and GET OUT HERE!

    Oh, and the pics are my hubby’s. But I like ‘em.

  • Peter Hentges

    Now, don’t go back to sleep on me…. Only another 1.5 hours here at work!

  • Shiz

    RazDreams needs to discover

  • Peter Hentges

    Do you know where you towel is?

  • Annejelynn

    Someone please tell me how to do tinyurl

  • Henryk_

    and starting the eralier the better!

  • RazDreams

    (uh oh. i broke this comments page because of my stupid long link. sorry, dooce!)

  • Peter Hentges

    Lookit all you early-rising doocelings!

    (Watch out world! The doocelings are startin’ early!)

  • Dang Cold..

    whoa..I was going to post pics of BC on my sight tonight. I live in TO but the west coast calls out to me all the time. I love visiting. I go every summer. Hey Bean make sure you check out Hell’s Kitchen in Kits if you get a chance. Good pizza!!

  • Henryk_

    HitchHikers Guide To The Galaxy?

  • RazDreams

    Absolutely hilarious blog entry about people who are “victim of a mother drive-by” (AKA, victims of totally-unwanted-and-ridiculous parental advice). And dooce gets a shout-out too for her SAHM explanation!


  • Heatheranne

    That’s cool. I can’t wait until spring so I can get some cool shots of thunderstorms coming in.

  • Shiz

    Yes, Bean, the Okanagan was my 2nd pick. Gotta love BC.

  • Peter Hentges

    Whoa …. that’ll teach me to post before refreshing.

    I like the way weather does its thing … so fun to watch.

  • kate

    That sky would signal a tornado comin’ in the prairie, too–only, we don’t have such awesome mountains!

  • Kit

    It looks like a tiny shoebox diorama. Nice.

  • bean

    shiz, i hear you’ve been sunshinein’ it up over there…bridge jumping is way down now i guess. hope it keeps up for the weekend.

    great pics on your site.

  • Tina

    Now I got it, you can’t sleep because your still hurtin from snowboarding!!!

  • girl in sf

    thanks to dooce and beth, i started watching project runway and i can’t wait to see the finale. i’m definitely a jay fan. kara saun is also quite talented but jay is talented AND cracks me up. go jay!

  • Emma

    That’s an awesome picture, if you painted it people would say it wasn’t natural enough!

  • Mrs.Strizzay

    My kids keep barfing! I seriously almost took a picture last night of the coke/sloppy joe art that my son made on the kitchen floor.
    Tomorrow *is* self protrait day.

  • Davey

    uh-oh! Excellent accound of your boarding Heather, another enjoyable read :)

  • ella’s ma

    Is that a double-wide I see coming at us on the horizon?
    I think you should withhold photos of butterfly kisses even if Leta does cooperate. I would want to see just how many ass shots you can get.

  • SueFromOhio

    OK, even though you said you were sore…you convinced me to want to try to ski. Not snowboard, though. I’m sure I would break my leg then…..

  • Susannah

    BEAN!! Thanks so much for the dog poop compost instructions. I’ve actually been looking for them after I heard (okay, overheard…I was evesdropping) someone talking about it last week.

  • Tina

    Wow, great colors! How come you’re posting that early, did Leta get you up in the middle of the night?

  • Annejelynn

    *Hey, where’s FISH at?*

  • Henryk_

    Not many comments! A late start?

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    Hard to picture pooping?

    Why, our own hostess Heather, of course.
    Hard to picture because it only happens in leap years.

  • Henryk_

    Tina….Aha…you are right on it! A very early start!