Samson, shorn



  • http://clobberblogger.blogspot.com Colleen from NJ

    Is Jon going for the Michael Stipe look? Ooooo, he’s going to be chilly.
    I don’t get so freaked by the long hair in the sink as I do the short little dirty-looking hairdust caked with toothpaste.

    Or that scary shitmist.

  • http://cucinatestarossa.blogs.com laura @ cucina testa rossa

    very funny kerry (#10)! good thing he’s an ex! torrey (#83) – tmi!

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    That is totally head hair.

    All I know is I hope he shaved off his stache and kept the beard, thats oh so St.Pattys day.

  • Stacey

    Just when Leta started gettin hair… lol

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    Maybe someones butt got shaved.

    Poor chuck

  • http://prettycrabby.com Em

    So is he bald with the scrumptious beard now? He must look interesting.

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    Colleen (#88), have you been in my bathroom? OK, I’m gonna go clean it now …

  • http://www.panamenya.blogspot.com Monique

    K,

    Five things I’ve done that you probably haven’t:

    1. Grew up in a third world country (till age of 17) completely biligual in English and Spanish, without hot water or air conditioning or a dishwasher or a disposal. We did have a maid, though. And cable.
    2. Experienced the joys of teargas at the tender age of 9.
    3. Smoked pot about fifteen times throughout my life. Didn’t get high once. Finally I ate it at the age of 27, and I now know what the big deal is.
    4. Defeathered, cleaned, cooked, and ate a bird my cat caught once. It seemed like a waste not to at the time. In case you’re wondering, it was too dry.
    5. Landed a plane.

    I can’t think of more than that, though I’m sure there are more. It’s just too damn early right now. Thanks, K, for the idea.

  • http://www.dooce.com -n

    Could it be George!’s hair?

  • AndiMAC

    I have a great product for stopped up sinks thats especially for hair clogs. I got it at home depot I think.

  • LordGoon

    How very appealing. And just before I was about to eat lunch. Perhaps your next photograph could be of a recently spotted piece of roadkill, or a bodily excrescence or two?

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine

    That looks like the amount of hair we cut off Mooshu Mooshu Monkey Dog when she’s about due. But that’s not Chuck fuzz.

  • Michelle Brady

    I seem to remember one of Heather’s friends having a dog named Samson. I don’t think there’s any secret meaning behind “Samson, Shorn.” I think it just means Samson the Dog got shaved.

  • Monique

    The brazilian comment was funny. Looks like Jon’s beard came off? First time posting. Love this Blog.

  • http://www.veryzen.blogspot.com Amanda B.

    How awesome would it be if that was all Jon’s beard hair.

    Or.

    How sweet would it be if Dooce shaved her head. Awwwww yeah.

  • http://fancypance.blogspot.com FancyPance

    I wouldn’t shave a dog in my bathroom. But then I’m not the DIY dog shaving type.

  • http://www.explosivelaughter.blogspot.com heather deeeee

    i think it’s jon’s!!!

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/torrie Torrie

    K,
    Five things I’ve done that you probably haven’t:
    1) Won a “beauty” pageant
    2) Had sex on the sky tram at six flags in NJ
    3) Had sex in a conference room at Harvard University
    4) Told Billy Joel “you rock” on my birthday
    5)Held the artifacts from Blackbeard the Pirate’s shipwreck

  • TexaRican

    K: I second it…you ARE beautiful.

    And here’s part of my list, though it’s not as interesting as yours!

    1. Fixed my friend’s car that blew a belt on the way to Austin by using my pantyhose.

    2. Caught an open bottle of orange juice that a secretary knocked off her desk (a) before it hit the ground (b) without spilling a drop.

    3. Harmonized with Stevie Ray Vaughan’s nephew to an Aretha Franklin song while he played his uncle’s guitar and I cooked breakfast for his mom.

    4. Drove home the very drunk wife of the President of my company, who had been in a fight with the stripper her husband brought to our office party.

    5. Hung up on Raul Julia when he called our theatre office in high school because I thought it was a prank (it wasn’t).

  • http://www.ill-noise.com Pete

    That’s a whole lotta pubes.

  • http://www.dadgonemad.com Dr. Johnny Fever

    1. Held my son’s detatched foreskin in my bare hand.
    2. Had sex in the parking lot of the Federal Building in L.A.
    3. Interviewed Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods.
    4. Shown the internet a picture of my webbed toes.
    5. Been called a shit-eating cockmaster by my own sister.

  • JB

    Five things I’ve done that you probably haven’t

    1) Won a national rowing championship
    2) Had sex on top of a car in Key West while people walked by
    3) Played a show with Arlo Guthrie
    4) Graduated from Harvard Medical School
    5) Avoided being killed once and arrested twice in a span of five hours in a foreign country

  • http://riskanother.blogspot.com/ ashley

    THE BEAAARDDD?!?!?!

  • http://www.itsme.com me

    woah, now those are some pubes.

  • SweetSue

    Monique #95…

    Honey, I think maybe you failed to inhale… Try again!

  • http://www.justplainevil.org Jimmie

    Five things I’ve done that you ain’t probably done haven’t done:

    1) Had open heart surgery and facial reconstruction surgery in my first two years of life

    2) Taken growth hormone shots for three years

    3) Won a BPA National title for Novell Netware 5.1 network administration

    4) Gone to another country every afternoon for two months (Canada, I live in Sault Michigan)

    5) Been mistaken for a middle schooler in the past three days (I am a college freshman)

  • http://song.september-rain.org/blogger.html song

    did anyone else think the thumbnail looked like a penis? just me? yeah, well, it’s very early in the morning…

  • http://spankyourcat.blogspot.com/ christilee

    gross! The boys in our house do the same thing with the hair in the sink. It’s gross then too. Leta looks so beautiful so I will forgive you for taking my breakfast out of my belly this morning.

  • http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/ cathi

    5 Things I’ve Done that You Probably Haven’t Done
    1. Called Connie Chung “Po Bitch” on the phone.
    2. Yelled “Pussy Please!” to a bunch of Japanese schoolgirls in their own language.
    3. Eaten a long, leisurely lunch with a girlfriend in a men’s club in London (without having a clue that we weren’t supposed to be in there).
    4. Gotten my nose nipped by Jack Frost, literally. (He’s a plastic surgeon in Maryland.)
    5. Been asked out by middle schoolers — twice — because they thought I was their age.

  • Kendra in T-Bay

    5 things: (not nearly as interesting as those already posted, but worth a try!)

    1. Single handedly leg banded and neck collared hundreds of Canada and Snow geese on a island in James Bay (Canada).
    2. “Commuted” to work in a helicopter for three months (while performing act 1.)
    3. Watched a polar bear sleep on the mudflats from 150m away (roughly 450ft).
    4. Washed my hair in the Athabasca River in the Canadian Rockies (I don’t recommend it, it’s freeeeeeeeeezing!).
    5. Rolled my eyes at my grade 6 teacher.

  • http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/ cathi

    Leta alert – see bluromat’s site for cute pic.

  • http://honestyrain.com honestyrain

    who’s the victim?

  • http://plazajen.blogspot.com Jennifer in Kansas City

    So, it looks like head hair, not beard hair. I was thinking how good Jon looks with the beard. Maybe, if it’s too wild-n-wooly feelin’ for spring, he can give us – *gasp* *clutches pearls* a goatee? SWOON. ;)

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    Umm…..

    1. Pulled my own child from out of me.( as opposed to someone elses right)
    2. Vacation in Niagra Falls _and_ Atlantic City in the summer. And drive. In less that 5 hours.
    3. Squeezed my dogs anal sacs. (haha just kidding)
    3. Flown to New Mexico to buy turqouise jewlery.
    4. Camped in the mountains of South Dakota.
    5. Have to conversate with my mother EVERY TIME SHE CALLS about her wonderful new boobs.

  • dolly

    you’re mentioned cnn headlines on the roadrunner home page today for getting fired for your blog. naturally……

  • http://hepnar.org/ Davis

    Wow!

  • dolly

    um, you’re mentioned IN the cnn headlines………

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/sassycassie Cassie

    Ah, Mrs. Strizzay, I have done #4. I think I am the only one on earth whose family is actually FROM South Dakota (other than, I suppose, Sioux Indians), and I camp every summer in the mountains (if you can call them that) of good old SD.

    Also, I have never posted on Dooce.com before, but 1. I had to prove I had done something that someone else thought noone else had ever done and 2. I LOVE THIS WEBSITE LIKE I LOVE DIET COKE. And that is A LOT.

  • http://crazygirlcity.blogspot.com CrazyGirl

    That reminds me of my horrible waxing experience last night. Although I had no where near as much hair as that!

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    Yeah Cassie but I am from NY.

    We took a train out and it was GORGEOUS!

    Thats when I told a couple of old ladies we were dining with my dad was a junkie. I seriously thought I had invented a new word for someone who loves candy a LOT.

    Hahah take that mom.

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    Strizz, you can’t claim #5. I have to conversate with your mother about her boobs every time she calls me, too. In fact, she’s been calling all of us. Say something to her, wouldja?

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    I think the saline may be leaking into her brain.

    I’ll see what I can do.

  • k ( apseudonym to protect the…)

    i love where these are going.
    in particular Texa rican – anyone who can fix a belt in a car engine with pantyhose totally gets my vote.

    Raul Julia – you HUNG UP on Raul Julia? Thats as bad as my Spike Lee story, which I totally didnt mention.

    and hey, Kendra – the closest I’ve gotten to geese is nearly roller-blading over them, and those damn tings are MEAN, so believe me, I’m impressed.

    JB- what instrument do you play?
    Jimmie – the Sault? daman youre braving some COLD weather up there. Alaska is warmer than the Sault in winter.

    hey Torrie – I made gowns for pageant contestants – does that count?

  • http://blog.mayoreric.com Eric

    Five things I’ve done that if you have done them too then we should meet:

    Won an SF contest for making the best cappuccino;

    been mayor of a small town;

    owned and operated a B&B in an old brothel.

    ridden a motorcycle from Wall Era Berlin through East Germany to Czechoslovakia;

    written “F*ck you, Mrs. Nall” on my 2nd grade math homework.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    Eric your a naughty naughty boy (super nanny accent)

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/sassycassie Cassie

    Well, my father is from SD, but I didn’t grow up there. I lived in NH from first grade though my first year in college. NH and SD? I am sure you are all wondering how many of my relatives have married each other.

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Five things? Hmmmm…okay, nobody said they had to be thrilling:

    1. Endured years of adolescent teasing for attending *Ferry* Elementary School. We couldn’t have lived in a different neighborhood?
    2. Performed a carnival barker act in my 1st-grade talent show.
    3. Gave Frank Zappa my underpants.
    4. Had sex in the stairwell of a fairly nice hotel in New Orleans’ French Quarter.
    5. Unknowingly wore two left shoes in my own wedding.

  • http://jbsides.blogspot.com Jodi who blogs

    Cassie #125~ I am also a native South Dakotan still living and breathing in the great state!

    :)

  • Jon’s hair is gone!

    Who is Samson?

    From the New Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:

    In the Old Testament, an Israelite servant of God who pitted his invincible strength and his wits against the Philistines on many occasions. He was eventually betrayed by his lover, the beautiful Delilah, who tricked Samson into telling her that the secret of his strength lay in his uncut hair. Delilah cut Samson’s hair while he slept, and then called for the Philistines, who captured and blinded him. During his captivity, Samson’s hair grew back, and he eventually pulled the Philistines’ banquet hall down on their heads.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    That bitch