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Yes Kalki, yes yes yes. You need all the exercise you can get!
Nu-freaking-uh!! Say it ain’t so!
Jon is one of those men who look beautiful at all times. How I wish I had one of those.
That’s right, Henryk. And sex is the only exercise I get on vacation because (say it with me Cat) I’m LAZY.
the result of your AP phone interview last week, perhaps?
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Um, that was in reference to the Rolos, not the freaky main room sex fun. Or the excercise, or whatever…
H-O-T. You’re one luuucky woman, Heather.
Ooooh, and how about naked charades?! That’s definitely anti-victorian AND could be VERY amusing. Before the sex.
What a hottie. That makes up for that creepy hair pic for sure!
Cat, it wasnt all that bad….it was only half a worm. Not as though it was a WHOLE worm!
WOW, he’s so handsome. i love the beard look, but a nice clean shaven man is always sexy.
In just under three weeks, my morning wake-up call will be the porter on the cruise ship knocking on my door to deliver hot, fresh coffee and croissants. Why go to breakfast in the dining room when they’ll bring it for free?
OMG I cannot wait! First real vacation in going on 5 years.
I’ll bring back some of the pillow chocolates for y’all
You’re husband is so hot. Not as hot as Mr. Holyschmidt, but he’s hot.
He looks great with the fresh lawn mowing.
I’m not listening, I’m not listening…
Check out the Utah Hottie…well done.
OK Kalki…WE ARE L A Z Y and proud of it!!!!
See, again, I’m getting Kevin Spacey here. Which is not a bad thing at all.
My DH is not allowed to shave his beard, ever. He is scary without it. And they’re not scratchy when they’ve grown out a little.
AMEN, Cristin. When my husband and I cruised for our honeymoon, we ate every blasted breakfast in robes on our verandah. Ah, bliss…
hola. iÂ´m in uruguay.
now thereÂ´s a sentence i never thought i would write.
i just had to remove a beard too. iÂ´m betting jon had clippers and didnÂ´t have to use two mach 3 blades and the scissors of a leatherman.
heh. if i was really mighty i would just have used the leatherman.
Yes, but sadly I’m only lazy on vacation. The rest of the time I work my ass off, thus earning my lazy-ass vacations.
What could he be thinking about? Appleonia? When Doves Fly? 1999?
Oh Kat….you kinky kiddo!!!
I remember one comment about Jon ages ago which sparked a debate as to whether or not he looked like Luke from the Gilmore Girls. Well, in this shot he looks more like Jackson. Just saying.
Cristin, just be careful of the toxic plume. I hear it’s real bad this time of year.
The beardless wonder!! Looks nice!
*This* is alot of hair:
Dooce made it to my local paper…through AP, but still! click on name link. They didn’t include her URL, though they did that Delta flight attendant.
crap….time to clock on. Byeeeeeeeee
Totally seeing Kevin Spacey but not Jason Lee.
Beautiful nails, does Jon get manicures???
all this vacation talk is just…torture! but, hey, i’m glad someone gets to go on vacation.
AWW i miss the beard! Bring the beard back1
Part-timer #357: Tell me about it. My boss is going to Hawaii in April. Hawaii. I’ll be here. In Illinois. I tell you, there just is no justice in the world.
I think its hotter. Personally.
heh heh , I’ll definitely be on the lookout for the plume!
This time has to be better, tho. Last time (’96) we went in Hurricane season and hit 20 foot water swells. roller coaster. blech. Almost kissed the ground when we hit Bermuda
Jon: “God, shes hot!”
yes, there was a worm. a tiny, gray worm squirming around on the top of my Rolo.
it was SO nasty. then again, it was KMart. what could i really expect?
spunk = jizzum
Oh, that’s ten types of EW!
Goodness, what a difference! Did you wake up this morning to the stranger in your bed and scream?
I think what amazes me the most is, after being out in the elements, there’s NO difference in the color of his cheeks and his beard area.
Ok…I know it’s bad to start stuff…but I’m really kinda ticked….This lady -http://www.motheroftwins.blogspot.com/…left a post on another bloggers comments saying:
I started my own blog b/c I LOVE the way you write yours – making fun of people, spinning funny yarns, fiddling words in clever ways to get your messge and your wit out there. I really like to hear snarkiness and to the pointed-ness; I wish I had the guts to say it more.
One of my secret blogs is one about how Dooce.com’s baby, Leta, is really…kind of…well…
May we all just go there once and tell her to suck it??
Did Jon pose for this photo?
Please don’t tell me that, it will just be the saddest thing!
I love it when you post Jon in that shirt. My husband has the same shirt and I tell him he’s “hot like Jon”.
Holy Cow! So that’s what he looks like. He cleans up nice don’t he? When I saw all that hair I thought you had shaved Chuck.
Hi, Dooce. You were in my local newpaper today. Imagine my surprise when I caught the article about web logs and being fired because of them. Of course you were quoted.
I’ve never had a slow gin fizz. Seems kinda wekly. But then again I like malibu…and lemon drops YUMMMMMM
BORED AND GOING CRAZY!!!
anyone want to come with me?
Ugh, lets not talk about the flight attendant on my blog site, she’s killing our bandwith and milking the fame.
Dooce is WAY better and much funnier!
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