The camera took this picture by itself, I just stood there

The Madonna. Que Bella!

Ramon – we are practically neighbors : )

Torrie, take a picture!

Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says “Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish.”
The hardware engineer went first. “I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries.” The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.

The software engineer went next. “I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries.” The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.

Last, but not least, it was the project manager’s turn. “And what would your wish be?” asked the genie.

“I want them both back after lunch” replied the project manager.

Ramon, I like you already!
And also: go back to bed, it’s too early to get up!

Ok, my 6 year old is home from school sick. He wanted to let his birds out of their cage. He’s watching a video, birds flying around. I hear a sound. A 6 year old boy says…OHHHHH… He got pooped on! on his cheek! Is it bad that Im cracking up over that?

mrtl…..noted! I am thinking of getting one going as well!

But Paul, I rember asking the same question once
I don’t get it either, but it is really funny if people guess wrong
‘First???’ and then they’re fifth!

No need to apologize, Emily. There is no such thing as prying here.

Nilbo – I’m sorry to waste your diet Pepsi. My monkey, on the other hand, is not.

Henryk_, Dooce has probably been the reason many people have blogs. I know I was inspired to start one having seen hers.

I hope he is made to eat it!

the niffer – others have picked up on it. it’s too late.

15 minutes away!! I have to drive 2 hours to get to our Hunter Valley!

I say that makes it 1-0 for Susie
Sorry Paul!

niffer – “Ones that hit the mirror” made me spit Diet Pepsi all over my keyboard. I hold you and your monkey personally responsible.

Peter #508 – brilliant.

Danni: Antwerp…. Bollekes, vogeltjesmarkt, diamonds, industry, the economic/industrial motor of Flanders… and that all in the friendliest country of Europe.

(I’m a Dutch-Limburger banned to Boston, MA and that’s why it’s rather remarkable if I actually make it onto the top-100!)

anonymous

i’m guessing it’s deloitte. the company where mr. flamer works, that is. that’s just my guess though

Looked at it, thought, brick wall. Nice, solid picture, dooce. Then ya’ll had to start talking about cake. Talking about some cake at 6:49 EST. If that’s a cake, it’s a tall, moist, excessively frosted, delicious cake. How am I supposed to eat Special K for breakfast now? Thanks, you guys.

I’m loving it…Pickers Unite: The only requirement is that you love to pick and derive enjoyment when you find a really big one and he says ‘ok honey, make it quick’

sorry Niff, I didn’s see you sitting there!

brick and mortar? very cool. my accidental photos always come out just black.

Niffer, I too thought of Dooce whilst trimming my monkey. She must be proud to know that people think of her when they are trimming their monkeys or are constipated.

….and the silence was deafening!!!