I am a Conk Honk Ronk I Sonk Tonk I A Nonk



  • bin

    FIRST!!!

  • http://homepage.mac.com/cmcannon/iblog/Eclair Eclair

    honk.

  • nic

    could i be first? blahh prolly not but great shot there dooce

  • Mrs M

    Good Heavens! It’s only 10.30am UK time and it’s morning in Utah already…

  • http://www.thedollersden.com nic

    wow top ten!! thats good enough for me~!!
    *HONKKKKKKKK* because im definately present!!!!

  • http://http:aliented.blogspot.com wherethewild

    in the top ten! and why is my entire entry in caps?

  • http://www.thedollersden.com nic

    I sure dont think I wanna be listening to that radio station.. from hell??? *EEEEEEEP*

  • http://jbru.livejournal.com Peter Hentges

    More public collage! I love it.

  • http://siren52684.livejournal.com stacey

    HONK

  • erin

    honk! number 10, baby

  • ros650

    Yes, I’m here. Even I can’t believe it.

  • melvira

    wowser!!!!! honk.

  • http://teacup.hotdogcloning.com Corrinne

    HONK!
    I read that first as ‘Honk if you’re president’… which confused my fuzzy morning head.

  • http://www.cowgirlsandpixiedust.blogspot.com n

    honk!

  • Veronica

    Honk!

  • http://kolblog.blogsite.org Ramon

    top 20!

  • http://www.fotolog.net/saralynnmo saralynnmo

    It seems the SLC is cooler than most of us had realized. By the way, has anyone else enjoyed the movie SLC Punk? Good stuff.

  • http://kolblog.blogsite.org Ramon

    (honk)

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/angellivia Liv

    Can’t believe you’re up already! I’ve only just got out of bed here in the UK! Naturally the first thing I do is check dooce!!

  • Henryk_

    No…..isn’t it supposed to read…”Honk if you’re horny” ??

  • Henryk_

    “Conk Honk Ronk I Sonk Tonk I A Nonk”
    …is that Salt Lake talk??

  • Maeby

    Hey Henry, it’s 5:14 here. Didn’t get back to you last time cause there were like a million and sixty two messages when i went back to check.
    um, carry on.
    Sooo….. up late or early?

  • http://charlesroper.net Charles

    Wow. What a kickass collage. Good eye Dooce.

  • http://spelunk.blogspot.com spoonleg

    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!

  • Teresa

    I am a Pie and Groundhog and Nasturtium

  • Teresa

    Actually, I guess “I am a Pie And Groundhog And Nasturtium” works better. The caps help

  • Karly

    Oh yeah! Top 30!

    HONK.

  • http://www.francophony.net kim

    all this honking is reminding me of the oh-so-fabulous Honkers on Sesame Street, particularly that one where the grown-up honkers were honking up a storm and the baby honker just couldn’t get it right and kept missing its nose. Poor baby honker.

  • http://www.infinitepink.com Christine

    Y’all are drunk, huh? ;)

  • http://spelunk.blogspot.com spoonleg

    I have to retract my initial honk. At first I thought that sticker said, “honk if you’re president”. And I oh so badly wanted to pretend I was president. So I honked.

    They should make bumper stickers which read, “honk if you’re illiterate”. That would be more up my alley.

  • http://www.falimakoblog.blogspot.com falimako

    You are kidding me. I JUST got that “I am a C, I am a C-H, I am a C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N…” song out of my head finally after the last photo you posted with this title, and now you have made it get stuck in my head again! ANGRY!

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    spoonie, you gave me my first laugh of the day, and I thank you, and HONK you for that!

  • http://www.mormaii.blogspot.com Ana

    HONK!

  • http://currt-dawg.blogspot.com CurrtDawg

    I totally remember singing that song at Church camp when I was a youngster. Oh, and the one about the peanut butter and jelly. Ah, the memories.

  • Madi

    Whoo Hooo. Top 50!

  • http://www.fotolog.net/saralynnmo saralynnmo

    “…and I have C-H-R-I-S-T in my H-E-A-R-T and I will L-I-V-E E-T-E-R-N-A-L-L-Y.”
    DAMMIT! Just when you thought you had cleansed your heart of such evils…

  • hannah

    honk!

  • http://www.soundque.com coskel

    I never went to church camp as a kid, but I did go to band camp in high school …

  • http://www.soundque.com coskel

    im thinking bathroom wall in a nightclub…
    anyone? anyone?
    Beuller? Beuller?

  • http://www.hiee-ya.com Xiao Emily

    HONK!!

    If I had a car.. I’d want one of those redneck bumper stickers that says “My other ride is your mamma!”

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Coskel, band camp, church camp, something unspeakable is always gonna happen to the flute.

    Can I sing it like this?
    I am a Honk E A Tonk Honk E Nonk?

  • Crystal

    Don’t forget guys, you have to start out singing it slow, and then they whip you into a frenzy, singing it faster and faster and faster!

  • http://laurengirl.blogspot.com Jennifer

    I thought you were making some sort of statement about Key West, the Konk Republic. Ahhh! I love that place!

  • http://www.electricboogaloo.net tIffany

    I read it as “Honk if you’re president” and I thought how weird to have a bumper sticker that’s directed at ONE person in the whole United States. Then I thought well I guess former presidents can honk too if they want to since they keep the title of president, and maybe presidents of coorporations and nonprofits would also be eligible for the honking. Still, a weird bumper sticker.

    Present makes so much more sense.

  • http://www.auntvanessa.blogspot.com/ Vanessa_AR

    I thought it said “Honk if you’re President” too. I need some coffee…

  • http://www.fotolog.net/saralynnmo saralynnmo

    How’s the weather there in “the colonies” this morning? We’re still waiting for the freaking cold to go away.

  • http://www.auntvanessa.blogspot.com/ Vanessa_AR

    It’s beautiful in the “Southern Colonies” as in Arkansas. Where in UK are you, Sara?

  • M

    Leta’s favourite game! woo!

    (honk)

  • http://www.soundque.com coskel

    ah yessss…the flute. the “love that dares not speak its name”.

    actually I marched rum line with all the party animals

  • http://www.soundque.com coskel

    yeah, rum line too…