My friend, Kelly, had her third baby a few weeks ago. I honestly can’t remember Leta ever being this small and it’s only been a year.
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Newsletter: Month Twenty-three
Despite taking my meds regularly
Owl piggy bank
Thank you for ruining my reputation.
Gotta go snag a burrito.
Don’t nobody masturbate ’til I get back.
You’re on your honor about this.
And Dang, I’ve had my one year blog anniversary…..I think i may be the old matribizzatch.
I had a baby nine months ago and also everytime I see a newborn or a child younger than her, I can’t remember her ever been that small.
I love your site
hope that cold clears up b4 the party mr. thumbs of green!! happy b-day
Safety First. Spoken like a true mother, Susie.
I always say, if you’re gonna masturbate, put on some shoes with non-skid soles first. If you can’t do that, at least, for pity’s sake, wear a bicycle helmet. Not for safety so much as for sheer sexiness.
Susie, you crack me up.
Bucky, how’d you know what I’m wearin’? Keds and a Hello, Kitty! helmet here.
sorry – feeling a little Dinah tonight
yay heather! way to go. you are definitely my favorite read.
and george…well, baby does have back!
Hey, let’s plan a surprise party for greenie!
Mine is only 3 months old, and looking at that picture is already making me nervous. **mutters to self** …it’s too early, it’s too early…you don’t want Irish twins…
Bucky’s period red car was really cool.
I just want to smush her!
somebody bring me my gin
cause I’m gonna get high tonight…
I’m here, wanna play.
MY baby has other ideas.
Yea, Bucky’s definitely the mattresshark, must give her props for that.
(an aside, Bucky, I share your love of age-inappropriate slang)
HA! HA! HA! MATerbate
yay! i get back on here to find the word ‘keeper’ a bunch of times!
greenie, that’s when it’s kind of athletic and you have to do it on a mat. Safety, first, I always say.
No, the other kind of keeper. Like the monkeys have. To keep you from running amok.
But, yea, you would think there’d be some synchronization, huh? Someone should do research here…
Poor, poor Striz…it’s never enough is it baby? Don’t hate, masterbate…say it with me…DON’T HATE, MATERBATE.
now now…bucky’s the blog matriarch out of all of us flock. I believe she’s had her blog longest. And she once drove a sweet BITCHIN FUCKIN’CAMARO!!!
*dang cold runs to get bucky her gin and tonic before she gets cranky*
in the fuzz
Makes a momma’s heart
buzz with love
Only one year
later one little
Leta full of love
points a finger
at the future
finds you there, too.
next week is my birfday…I’m gonna be continent. I wanna sink uparonization.
You guys really *all* need to get lives. You sit here all on your computers “rocking the f5″, not getting any work done, praising la dooce like some sort of golden idol. All the while preventing me form being firts??!! Bastards.
keeper – LMAOF!
tiffany, your post gives me hope that someday I’ll actually be hungry again!! So sad. Hopefully, this so-called morning sickness (better known as all-day-sickness) will go away someday!!
Thanks, dooce, for sharing your stories- they make me feel less naseaus, somehow.
No, Susie, I won’t need the Keeper until later this week.
You’d think the females here would all sync up on that sort of thing, wouldn’tcha?
Okay, universe. I get it. Stop conspiring and using all these innocents to convince me to use these gonads the way God intended.
I mean, sheesh, I’m forgetful enough about those little ol’ pills- couldn’t you just take care of it yourself, universe??
But how do you know who should be the adopter and who should be the adoptee? Criteria?
wow Stevie is teeny!
and GEORGE! is hot stuff
greenie and I are the right ages, plus, to be the elder one, you have to be competent. And continent. Like, Bucky wouldn’t be eligible; she still needs a keeper.
Dooce.com…congratulations! Well deserved!
Greenie, are you gonna need one of us to drive you home, hon?
Many congrats on the Bloggie Awards, Dooce! I was a panelist this year – it was fun. And hey, if you ever do decide to come to Austin some year for the ceremony thingie, I have a guest room. I don’t mean that in the stalker way.
mrtl, the way the blogger adoption project works is, if you find somebody you really like, you just call dibs on them. then I think lawbrat or katiebbaw will file all the necessary documentation to make it O-fishul.
Leta is still cuter than Stevie.
There’s an F at the end. You didn’t say what the F is for. Susie, not hating! Just curious.
sorry mrtl, the f was dextra
Awe man, is Stevie a girl’s name? Stevie Nicks girl?
( greenie puts an arm around sister susie’s shoulders…beams with pride)
V. cute baby!
I’m sure you’re tired of hearing it but here it is again: Congrats on your bloggie awards. U rock!
(susie looks up at him with adoration)
New bloggers and wannabees, I won’t even try to list names, but we all know dooce has inspired bazillions of us to give it a try. Recently, some of us have been talking about navigating some of the trickier aspects of this hobby. Check out the bloggie-award-winning post “How to Blog” (go see the 2005 bloggie awards to get it). It’s a quick read, and actually makes sense. I have already broken most of the rules listed there, so it’s too late for me, but you all still have a chance. Go on without me, learn to do it the right way…
cocks, cocks bo-bocks, bannana-nana fo focks, me my mo-mocks…he he he hehe
(takes sip of more cold medicine)
OH.MY.GOD…The cuteness!!! MY OVARIES JUST EXPLODED!!!
I haven’t heard of this you say, “blogger adoption project.” Do tell me more.
Is Stevie a little boy in pink? Way to go mom and bashing down those gender roles!
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