• http://georgeboone.blogspot.com GEORGE!

    Thank you for ruining my reputation.

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Gotta go snag a burrito.
    Don’t nobody masturbate ’til I get back.
    You’re on your honor about this.

  • http://www.anybodysguess.blogspot.com CanadianAmy

    And Dang, I’ve had my one year blog anniversary…..I think i may be the old matribizzatch.

  • http://www.anniegallob.blogspot.com picklemom

    SO CUTE!!!,
    I had a baby nine months ago and also everytime I see a newborn or a child younger than her, I can’t remember her ever been that small.
    I love your site

  • http://dangcold.blogspot.com Dang Cold..

    hope that cold clears up b4 the party mr. thumbs of green!! happy b-day

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Safety First. Spoken like a true mother, Susie.

    I always say, if you’re gonna masturbate, put on some shoes with non-skid soles first. If you can’t do that, at least, for pity’s sake, wear a bicycle helmet. Not for safety so much as for sheer sexiness.

  • http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/ mrtl

    Susie, you crack me up.

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    Bucky, how’d you know what I’m wearin’? Keds and a Hello, Kitty! helmet here.

  • http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/ mrtl

    sorry – feeling a little Dinah tonight

  • smokeyJoe

    yay heather! way to go. you are definitely my favorite read.

    and george…well, baby does have back!

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    Hey, let’s plan a surprise party for greenie!

  • AndreaBT

    Mine is only 3 months old, and looking at that picture is already making me nervous. **mutters to self** …it’s too early, it’s too early…you don’t want Irish twins…

  • http://www.anybodysguess.blogspot.com CanadianAmy

    Bucky’s period red car was really cool.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/angellivia Liv

    I just want to smush her!

  • http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/ mrtl

    somebody bring me my gin
    cause I’m gonna get high tonight…

  • AndreaBT

    I’m here, wanna play.

    MY baby has other ideas.

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    Dang!

    Yea, Bucky’s definitely the mattresshark, must give her props for that.

    (an aside, Bucky, I share your love of age-inappropriate slang)

  • http://projectgreenthumb.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    HA! HA! HA! MATerbate

  • http://www.anybodysguess.blogspot.com CanadianAmy

    yay! i get back on here to find the word ‘keeper’ a bunch of times!

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    greenie, that’s when it’s kind of athletic and you have to do it on a mat. Safety, first, I always say.

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    No, the other kind of keeper. Like the monkeys have. To keep you from running amok.

    But, yea, you would think there’d be some synchronization, huh? Someone should do research here…

  • http://projectgreenthumb.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    Poor, poor Striz…it’s never enough is it baby? Don’t hate, masterbate…say it with me…DON’T HATE, MATERBATE.

  • http://dangcold.blogspot.com Dang Cold..

    now now…bucky’s the blog matriarch out of all of us flock. I believe she’s had her blog longest. And she once drove a sweet BITCHIN FUCKIN’CAMARO!!!

    *dang cold runs to get bucky her gin and tonic before she gets cranky*

  • TS Eliot

    Kelly’s baby
    in the fuzz

    Makes a momma’s heart
    buzz with love

    *

    Only one year
    later one little
    Leta full of love
    points a finger
    at the future
    finds you there, too.

  • http://harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    next week is my birfday…I’m gonna be continent. I wanna sink uparonization.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Strizz

    You guys really *all* need to get lives. You sit here all on your computers “rocking the f5″, not getting any work done, praising la dooce like some sort of golden idol. All the while preventing me form being firts??!! Bastards.

  • http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/ mrtl

    keeper – LMAOF!

  • becca the never hungry pregnant lady

    tiffany, your post gives me hope that someday I’ll actually be hungry again!! So sad. Hopefully, this so-called morning sickness (better known as all-day-sickness) will go away someday!!

    Thanks, dooce, for sharing your stories- they make me feel less naseaus, somehow. :)

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    No, Susie, I won’t need the Keeper until later this week.
    You’d think the females here would all sync up on that sort of thing, wouldn’tcha?

  • Me Now

    Okay, universe. I get it. Stop conspiring and using all these innocents to convince me to use these gonads the way God intended.

    I mean, sheesh, I’m forgetful enough about those little ol’ pills- couldn’t you just take care of it yourself, universe??

  • http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/ mrtl

    But how do you know who should be the adopter and who should be the adoptee? Criteria?

  • http://www.kempland4u.com/ Gooooder

    wow Stevie is teeny!

    and GEORGE! is hot stuff

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    greenie and I are the right ages, plus, to be the elder one, you have to be competent. And continent. Like, Bucky wouldn’t be eligible; she still needs a keeper.

  • Andrea in Canada

    Dooce.com…congratulations! Well deserved! :)

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Greenie, are you gonna need one of us to drive you home, hon?

  • http://badgermeetsworld.blogspot.com Badger

    Many congrats on the Bloggie Awards, Dooce! I was a panelist this year – it was fun. And hey, if you ever do decide to come to Austin some year for the ceremony thingie, I have a guest room. I don’t mean that in the stalker way.

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    mrtl, the way the blogger adoption project works is, if you find somebody you really like, you just call dibs on them. then I think lawbrat or katiebbaw will file all the necessary documentation to make it O-fishul.

  • http://www.ill-noise.com Pete

    Leta is still cuter than Stevie.

  • http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/ mrtl

    There’s an F at the end. You didn’t say what the F is for. Susie, not hating! Just curious.

  • http://bigbigtruck.livejournal.com bigbigtruck

    Congratulations!

  • http://harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    sorry mrtl, the f was dextra

  • http://www.jenireno.blogspot.com/ JeniLReno

    Awe man, is Stevie a girl’s name? Stevie Nicks girl?

  • http://harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    ( greenie puts an arm around sister susie’s shoulders…beams with pride)

  • http://www.xanga.com/putyourflareon Flare

    V. cute baby!

    I’m sure you’re tired of hearing it but here it is again: Congrats on your bloggie awards. U rock!

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    (susie looks up at him with adoration)

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    A PSA:
    New bloggers and wannabees, I won’t even try to list names, but we all know dooce has inspired bazillions of us to give it a try. Recently, some of us have been talking about navigating some of the trickier aspects of this hobby. Check out the bloggie-award-winning post “How to Blog” (go see the 2005 bloggie awards to get it). It’s a quick read, and actually makes sense. I have already broken most of the rules listed there, so it’s too late for me, but you all still have a chance. Go on without me, learn to do it the right way…

  • http://harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    cocks, cocks bo-bocks, bannana-nana fo focks, me my mo-mocks…he he he hehe

    (takes sip of more cold medicine)

    COCKS!!!!!

  • http://sque.blogspot.com/ Sque

    OH.MY.GOD…The cuteness!!! MY OVARIES JUST EXPLODED!!!

  • http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/ mrtl

    I haven’t heard of this you say, “blogger adoption project.” Do tell me more.

  • Laurie

    Is Stevie a little boy in pink? Way to go mom and bashing down those gender roles! :D