• AndreaBT

    Bucky, I think it was the pizza conversation. NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FELT!!!

    And why, oh WHY does NBC always pre-empt Ellen for some stupid press conference the Pres is giving? I’m always like, “What, what, is it another terrorist attack?” and it never is, only his comments of the day on Iraq.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Amy, that is the cool costume that little Patrick was so jealous of! Your little one looks so peaceful drifting off into Spiderman sleepy land!

  • http://www.mycircuslife.blogspot.com Circus Kelli

    Hey, y’all, not that all this talk of brownies with teeth and number of holes and kittens and stuff isn’t interesting, but I REALLY need to get some work done today, k? I’ll be back later.

    Oh, and HI DANG COLD!! I’m getting to work now, I promise.

  • http://www.lonestarproductions.com jmarkj


    When I saw this, I was concerned that you got Chuck good for licking his privates so much:


    . . . until I saw the Fight for Freedom sign in the reflection. Whew. Chuckie Boy. Whew.

  • http://suburbanmisfit.blogspot.com/ suburban*misfit (aka cmj)


    Amanda B, they DO make adult onesies. And it’s so very wrong. So very, very wrong.



  • http://www.anybodysguess.blogspot.com CanadianAmy

    yeah he’s a bum.

  • AndreaBT

    Apparently everyone else is watching the press conference too…

  • Michelle Brady

    Oh my GOD, you guys…

    *What about Matt Damon???*

    I’m going to take a quick catnap. Moving sucks. Moving in a hurry can just SUCK IT.

  • http://spuriousplum.blogspot.com/ Spurious Plum

    suburban*misfit – I have a content blocker at work (bastards) and when I try to look at the onsie sites, I get booted becaue the site contains ‘tastelesness’ and ‘sex’. What the hell kinda onsie is that? I’m completely intrigued.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/torrie Torrie

    Bad Katie, bad Katie.
    I leave you alone for two hours, so that I can sweat my fat ass off at the gym and what do you do? You get into it with an ass troll.

    What have I told you a million times before???

    If you ignore them they will go away. They feed off of our negative energy. I know it’s hard, but resit the urge to respond.
    If we don’t give them anything to feed off of they will go away.

    How can I feel safe leaving you alone if you can’t be trusted?

    Bad girl.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Strizz

    Its a onesie that naughty grown men want to wear with big diapers and baby powder.

  • Katherine

    Oh come on….Attack Baby is funny!

  • http://www.veryzen.blogspot.com Amanda B.

    Surban Misfit- that is very skirry. I don’t eeeeven want to know what that’s all about. Sounds like some R.Kelly funny business to me.

    This is more what I had in mind:


  • http://www.anybodysguess.blogspot.com CanadianAmy

    Yeah i thought it was a bit funny too.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Strizz

    And for those of you who prefer to cloth diaper……


  • http://spuriousplum.blogspot.com/ Spurious Plum
  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    And why is the dude in the onesie cuppin’ his package? It’s totally blockin’ my view, mister diaper man.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/torrie Torrie

    OK, I’m going to go walk the dog.

    Try not to get into any trouble while I’m gone.

  • http://www.mamaramma.blogspot.com Mamaramma

    Leta is beautiful, and so much like a little girl now with her long flowing locks that I can’t stand it!
    Suburban Misfit – I also can’t stand that adult onesie. The pictures of it on that mannequin are the stuff of nightmares.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Sorry Torrie. I will continue to fight the urge. Maybe I need to attend ATAA (Ass-Troll-Attackers-Anonymous).

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Strizz

    I was thinking of those one piece mechanic outfits at first. Those are HOT!


  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Wow, it’s quiet in here.

    Someone just farted in my office. I must find the culprit. Smells like taco farts.

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Amanda B, can you get crotchless footie jammies?

    Um, just askin’ for a FRIEND!

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/torrie Torrie

    I’m back.


  • http://truthsandhalftruths.typepad.com Nilbo

    I’m really gettin’ to like Bucky’s friends more and more …

  • http://spuriousplum.blogspot.com/ Spurious Plum

    Leaving work, hooray!

    KBBAW, I still glad you took that fool to school.

    Later, peeps.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Strizz


    jeezzzzzus my kid is bugging me to get on and play “dot com”. WTF, it’s MINE!

    Plus I have to work ALL day so I must go wash myself now. I posted my sexy self portrait nudist shot a day early. So watchya watchya want.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Later, Spurious!

    Damn, that fart is noxious.

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Strizz, now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about.

    Nilbo: at least you believe that I have friends. Or at least you play along with the crazy bitch so nobody gets hurt.

  • http://log.wytchery.com Bec

    She’s not an attack baby, she’s just born to shop.

  • http://www.mamaramma.blogspot.com Mamaramma

    Strizz – my husband wore a bright blue one of those to Costco and the grocery store to embarrass me once. When the checker asked if he had his Jewel card on him, he said, “Woops! Must be in my other jumper!”

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/torrie Torrie


  • Baby Know it All

    Manda: technically, that is what is referred to as a “Sleeper,” which is distinguished from a “Layette” (an open-bottomed gown that has cute little mittens to keep little ones’ hands warm in cold Wisconsin winters).

    A “Onesie” is a brand name (like Kleenex) that is nevertheless used generically to describe garments that fit the baby snugly, are usually made from light, t-shirt material, have no legs and are snapped at the bottom for easy access to diapers.


    Dooce, I don’t know, I kind of think that “attack baby” is a really cool name. (Tiny E hasn’t attacked anything yet, unless you count the copious amounts of drool!)

    Attack Baby on duty.

    Beware of Attack Baby.

    “back off bitch, this here’s an Attack Baby with a hair-trigger!”

  • Unknown

    I’d love it if you could treat “ass trolls” – or even anyone who says anything even slightly in disagreement with Heather – the way you would treat a 3 year old having a tantrum. With that same basic respect.

    Let it go for geebus’ sake.

    If you think those others are trolls, some think you are turning into a gargoyle. Neither are human(e).

    You will keep fun and peaceful people away from here with your bitterness and anger. AND you will continue to draw trolls in.

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    That mechanics’ overall has a “concealed gripper” in the front. I’m ordering one for Jif.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/torrie Torrie

    Hold it together Katie.

    Deep Breaths.

  • http://truthsandhalftruths.typepad.com Nilbo

    That’s right, Bucky. I know you have friends. Really, I do. So … you can put the scissors down … mmmkay?

  • eco2geek

    Hi, Henryk_, what’s your time in relation to GMT? I think I’m -7. Yours seems pretty close to mine.

    Please post any and all jokes!

  • http://hypersynaesthesia.blogspot.com Alex

    So so so so cute! I’m temping, working as a telemarketer for the time being, and this is one of the few things that has brought happiness to my day. Thank you!

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    I’m a gargoyle! Cool beans!

    I believe in treating others how you want to be treated. Do unto others, and all that Golden Rule stuff. I just feel that when someone says something blatantly rude, they need to expect a response. My purpose is not to drive others away, especially the lovely people who frequent here everyday and add good natured, humorous comments. We all have fun, especially when we get on the poop topic! Anyway, I don’t think I am a gargoyle, but I think I am going to take Torrie’s advice and attempt to ignore the evil trolls. Everyone has dissenting viewpoints, and most of us choose to keep rude comments to ourselves. I can’t stop the nasty comments, and it doesn’t seem to help by calling them out on their rudeness. I am hoping future ass trolls will simply go away when they get no response.

    And no way would I treat an ass troll with the same respect as a 3 year old. 3 year olds are lovely little creatures who only say bad things because they don’t know any better. Trolls say mean things to make themselves feel better.

  • http://kassipinkdot.blogspot.com/ Kassi

    Nilbo: OHHHHH…see I was making the same reference and you snagged it from under me…damn you are good…I missed my OWN joke. [damn I am lame]

  • http://truthsandhalftruths.typepad.com Nilbo

    Always “Unknown” … always. And maybe that’s what rankles them so. That they’re “Unknown” …

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    I have to agree with Kelli. Today I actually have work to do, dammit.

    See ya’ later!

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/torrie Torrie

    Don’t worry Katie, we doocelings love you.


  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    I’m just cutting nipple holes in all my sweatshirts, Nilbo. Wish I’d thought to customize my oh-so-Goth wedding dress like this.

    You may have the scissors back when you return my best rolling pin.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    You would think they could at least come up with an original pseudonym.

  • http://harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    Attack Baby…LOL!!! She’s just trying to educate us earthlings on the proper way to appease her.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/torrie Torrie

    Nilbo, so true.

    Bunch of Pussies.

  • http://www.veryzen.blogspot.com Amanda B.

    Baby- thankyou! that would explain the really really strange and disturbing stuff that google was pulling up when i typed in “onesie”.

    Bucky- you are sick and I heart you.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Thanks Torrie! I don’t want anyone to dislike me (except trolls – I don’t need them to like me). I am happy to have so many poop-lovin’ friends here at Dooce.com!