Go West, young man

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    You can even go on the internet and download a form for it, and then just have two non-relative witnesses sign it. Very quick and easy. Just mentally tough.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Can I stalk you, Kristine? :-)

  • http://www.postednote.com eddo

    On the other picture, the one on your home page, are you wearing a Kimono? Oh, I so hope you are, I love Kimono’s and I wonder why they haven’t crept into American fashion and taken over like Reality TV and Pop Tarts.

  • kira

    eleanor-YOU ROCK!!!!

  • http://paintingchef.blogspot.com/ Susannah


    Here is where you can find a living will!!!! My husband and I are doing this TONIGHT!

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine

    Shaun and I love Cat’s American Idol updates.
    He comes home just laughing about how he can mess with Cat and her love of Constantine.
    I can’t imagine what fun we would have if either of our blogs got more than 10 comments a day!

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work
  • http://ladybug4791.tripod.com/ladybug/ LadyBug

    SFG – I’m so glad you went there. ‘Cause if you hadn’t, I was so totally going there.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    But yours is better because it is directed to the particular states.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Woo HOO!!! 25 minutes to go.

    It be so neat to have access to the IP addresses to see how often the anonymous people make comments and then respond to themselves under a different name. That would be fun.

  • Matt in London


    I went to Yorkshire for Easter and it rained…why couldn’t I see skies like that instead at least??? Walking on a beach when you can’t see 10 ft infront of you is miserable, but at least I can say I was on a beach on my holiday eh?

    *back to lurking*

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine

    Katie, you are always more than welcome to stalk me. Send footlong weiners though okay?

    Yes, you know what, I like the fuckards here. It really shows me who is the good people. It brings all of us together.

    I miss metro though.

  • http://paintingchef.blogspot.com/ Susannah

    Haha! And I thought yours was better because it was a little clearer.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    My boyfriend has just started to leave comments on my blog, even though he is not a blogger, just because he gets so amused. He reads the comments here sometimes as well when I tell him there are some really funny ones.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Yeah, you know what, when I looked at mine, it is clearer. It goes into more detail. It talks more about the details, like the intravenous fluids. It gives you more options. The Texas Living Will doesn’t give a whole lot of leeway. Either you want your life prolonged or not. See, I would not want a breathing tube if I in a coma for a long time, but I think a feeding tube should be used up to a certain point. I guess it is more cut and dry than that.

  • Louise

    i heart you justine. somebody needed to say it.

  • southern fried girl

    Thanks to KBBAW and Susannah for giving those links. I am going to check out both. Y’all rock.

    On a whole separate issue, we just made the decision to eat fried chicken for lunch. Is there anything more fabulous? Other than waffle fries. And diet Coke. And chocolate.

    I could, quite possibly, be PMSing.

  • Maureen

    katie…..”it be so neat”? do it?

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    That sounds SO good, SFG. I would love some fried chicken right now. YUM!

  • http://www.laurenbove.blogspot.com laurenbove

    Dooce has access to all those IP addresses and she can look them up on the complete whois website.


  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Fried Chicken AND waffle fries sounds REALLY good right about now.

  • http://deliriousdisarray.modblog.com Ruth

    I wrote this earlier, but I’m still posting it even though the furor has died down.

    I, too, hope Michael Schiavo gets what he deserves:

    A new life with someone who will be able to love him & help him through this. HOW DARE anyone make his pain worse, at a time like this. HOW DARE YOU??

    Any money he gets from a life insurance policy, as he will need every cent to cover hospital expenses.

    A life away from all of the whackos who didn’t even know Terri & only repeat what they heard on Fox news (or wherever) about how he was abusing her. If he was trying to kill her, why did he keep her alive for years before deciding it was time to honor HER OWN WISHES of not being kept as a vegetable?

    A life away from the torture of seeing his wife (whom he obviously loved until the moment of her merciful death) in the terrible state that she had been in without change for 15 years.

    A life away from all the idiots moaning & crying over someone who really died 15 years ago.

    A new life with the woman who he has been dating WITH TERRI’S PARENTS’ APPROVAL. They TOLD him to move on with his life.

    A life away from slander. Don’t you think that if he had abused her the hospital would have figured it out? They have case workers who recognize signs of abuse. Somehow, though… he has not been prosecuted for it. Is it any surprise that those religious nuts have tried to smear his name? They do it all the time.

    I think it’s time to let it go, folks. She is dead. Move on with your own lives.

  • southern fried girl

    And pizza. With something chocolate for dessert.

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine

    and what is everyone else doing that comes here and reads/comments? Working perhaps?
    in the time it takes you to read & comment you’ve wasted your work time too.
    It’s not like she is in surgery or something.
    Why do people judge other people?

  • Muffy

    For the past week ive been totally chowing down on Peeps. All praise the inventors of Peeps. They’re especially good when they’ve had a chance to get a little harder and chewier. Peeps. Three cheers for Peeps.
    Of course, they’re not that good to eat in bed. Sugar gets EVERYWHERE! My man bought me FOUR BOXES of peeps for Easter. Do i need ANY OTHER reason to marry this man in 48 days?? Oh, right, he hates Olive Garden, too.

  • http://www.63days.com Allison

    Yeah, I want to use that photo for my book/blog.

    that is all.

  • http://paintingchef.blogspot.com/ Susannah

    Mmmm…those all sound so good. I’m in “maybe I’m pregnant limbo” right now (fingers crossed) and those foods all sound SO DELISH southern-fried-girl (from another one in the south).

  • http://www.jenieb.blogspot.com Jenie

    Oooh…I was going to say that it’s time for me to leave and that I hope that “no name/no blog/fucktard” doesn’t ruin Chuck Friday comments…but I think it’s too late!

  • http://ladybug4791.tripod.com/ladybug/ LadyBug

    Mmmmmmm…fried chicken.

    I love me some fried chicken.

    And I love living in the south, where a dinner of fried chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, and fried okra, is considered a healthy, well-balanced meal.

    May I reiterate? Mmmmmmmmmm.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Nothing else better to do I guess, if she is really worried about it, she will take care of it, personally, I don’t care, I am just here to have fun, act all tarded, read her stories, and pester people for the sheer joy of pestering.

  • southern fried girl

    Is there anything more wonderful than Peeps? Oh wait, Reese Easter Eggs. Big ones. And jelly beans. Cadbury eggs with caramel. If I did not know it was completely impossible, I would swear I was pregnant. But alas, just my friend coming to town. Well, it’s bitchy friend that comes first actually.

  • louise

    Amen, Ruth. Well said.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    I hear ya, Muffy. I ate a whole box of peeps in bed when I was sick Monday and Tuesday, and my boyfriend was like “What the shit is this grainy crap that is getting stuck in my ass cheeks?” when he went to bed. I like to pluck the peeps’ eyes out, so they can’t see me devouring their wings and head. The eyes are the best, with all their cruncy, crystalline goodness.

  • http://www.chaithere.blogspot.com AndreaBT

    I will bet $10 that while there may be Chuck Friday tomorrow, there will be no comments. Any takers?

    Jeesh, evil, bitter people, YOU are the ones who need to get lives.

  • http://www.theniffer.blogspot.com the niffer

    Did someone say chocolate?

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine

    well, I better go. It’s Shaun’s turn on the computer and I think he is working on something new to taunt Cat. :)
    I love her AI updates. She cracks me up!

  • http://paintingchef.blogspot.com/ Susannah

    I’m not such a fan of actually eating the peeps but my little sister and I love to microwave them and watch them puff up like 10 times their normal size. Is that wrong….?

    But Reese’s eggs…now THERE is something I can chow down on.

  • http://www.laurenbove.blogspot.com laurenbove

    Gotta go peeps. Give peas a chance.

  • http://www.theniffer.blogspot.com the niffer

    Since Easter I’ve been stuck in a candy rut. Last night I had a giant Starbucks cookie and a DQ sundae for dinner. Not good.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    There’s nothing better than acting tarded. It is better than acting mean spirited and rude.

    Yeah, Jessica R. I am sure if Dooce is annoyed with our comments, she will get rid of them or figure out out a way to get rid of mean people. She hasn’t gotten rid of them so far, so I think we should all keep having fun.

  • becaru

    If I were vegged out in a nursing home, I hope that my husband would inject me with insulin well before my having been there for 15 years. And he can have all of the money that’s lying around, because what am I going to do with it?

    I feel very badly for Terri’s parents, who seemingly couldn’t let go.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    I hope at least we get a Chuck Friday picture. Chuck looked so precious in his bunny ears last week.

  • southern fried girl

    Have y’all seen the Big Reese Cups? They are like twice the normal size. Proof positive that God is a woman or gay man who does indeed love chocoate and sees the importance of such things.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Fo’ Strizzle my nizzles

    Lauren, but don’t people with dial up get a new IP address every time they log on?

  • Muffy

    And is it just me, or does anyone else have that Burger King commercial about the Bacon Cheddar Ranch or some crap like that, running through their brain? And that “caboose” comment. Come on. Can you say freudian slip? And that chick whose on the swing (Coommme and get it). Id just like to put a rusty spike, right through her head. And the dude from Hootie and the BF, he looks like a friggin village person.

  • http://lawbrat.com lawbrat

    I dont really ‘know’ anyone here, or Dooce. But, this site is real. Dooce keeps it real, and the comments all stem from the posts and pictures. Yes, we go off elsewhere, but it blows off steam, be silly, be fun. I dont think (correct me if I’m wrong) that anyone ‘believes’ dooce comments are their ‘real’ lives. We all have lives. Many are similar, many are not.
    I come here to join in fun, get a few laughs, and de-stress a bit. Maybe we all do need therapy, SO FUCKING WHAT? Nobody is perfect. If you claim to be, your deluding yourself. There no reason to be rude or mean just because you dont ‘think’ the same. You cant truly judge anyone else until you walk in their shoes.
    THAT. IS. ALL.

  • becaru

    Easter candy was actually the reason that I had to get out of retail pharmacy. More specifically, Mini Robins’ Eggs. They are so seriously addicting. And your lips turn blue from eating the blue and purple ones. I was always,like, “Hi, I’m your pharmacist. Can I fill that prescription for you? Don’t mind my blue lips.”

  • louise

    It would be nice if Heather could find a way to block Katie. Katie sucks. Great big nasty ones. It’s the only time she SHUTS HER MOUTH.

  • southern fried girl

    Muffy, let me add fuel to your fire. That girl, whose name escapes me, used to do Wild On for E. She was interviewed saying that she rarely works out and is just naturally thin with curves in the right places. In addition to the rusty spike, please force feed her with Oreos that have been deep fried.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    I dont have a doggie right now, so I enjoy the Chuck pics alot too, I will be getting a dog this summer tho and Im willing to bet he ends up in some clothes at some point