Remnants of chocolate pop tart

  • Jo

    KBBAW- LOL. I can’t comment because I do like marmite, but I havent tasted a pop tart since I was about 7. I dont think i was very keen on them tho, although I’d never say no to a chocolate one. KInda considering eating something chocolatey right now…oh the joys of writersblock and procrastination!

  • beachgal

    I haven’t read more than the top five, just no time, but OH MY GOODNESS, is that an adorable picture. She looks wiped out from the strength it took to inhale a poptart….absolutely precious…thanks again dooce!

  • Caroline

    I miss commenting on here. Apparently I’ve missed out on some doocexcitement. What’s up with all the haters?

  • Karen

    Leta eats a lot of poptarts–my DS hates them.

  • ishouldbeworking

    verrrrrry cute! she’s learning at an early age, like all girls should that chocolate can fix just about anything!

  • Vaida

    Where the heck did everybody go?

  • Jo

    Vaida, dont get us started on marmite again!! LOL. I have a post somewhere on my blog that has a great link to the uses of marmite, which includes rubbin it in ur nipples to get babies to feed.

  • laurenbove

    getting close to supper time…I feel like peanut butter and rat poop on wonder bread. Mmmm.

  • Holy Schmidt!

    That’s one of my favorite Leta pictures. She just looks so sweet and cuddly.

    Melanie S.

  • Vaida

    Why didn’t I think of that? Hmpf! And to think I was going to order Thai food.

    Well, I’m leaving for the day.
    Good night to all.

  • Muffy

    Ovaries, screaming, no….have to…fit…into…wedding gown in five weeks…must not get impregnated due to adorable frog princess photo….

  • Justin

    2 cute to put into words… Hi everyone!

  • Jo
  • Justin

    394th?!!! WOOHOO BABY!!!!

  • Caroline

    *Bow chica bow ow*

  • Annabelle

    Vaida, everyone’s wrapping it up.

  • Annejelynn

    I knew they were lil’ baby lips! I knew it!

  • dasereht

    I so relate to this, except it’s usually goi cuon with peanut sauce stuck in my hair. She’s beautiful!

  • Caroline

    Actually the lil baby lips look kind of suggestive, especially after that pickle post…

  • The Mighty Jimbo

    oreos? or still too young for those?

    i wonder if they have oreos in thailand. eh, they have 711′s on every corner. i’m sure i can still get the oreo goodness.

  • santa cruz carolina

    great shot…makes me want a pop tart…and a nap!

  • southern fried girl

    KBBAW – the countdown begins – 56 minutes. Yeeeeehawwww!!!

  • JulieT

    Can you imagine what it would be like if all people ate like kids… with no regard for whether or not the food ended up all over their face or in their hair or whatever?

    Leta gets prettier every day. :-)

  • Julie

    Cute picture, but the fact that you feed your baby carcinogenic poptarts is disconcerning.

  • Annabelle

    Vaida, anyway….

    I just wanted to tell you that yesterday, at my uncle’s wedding, I was standing outside with my husband and my brothers and their girlfriends (we are all in our early or mid-twenties except for the hubby so we still all laugh at silly things), and a bee flew by and started buzzing around one girl’s head, and she sort of jumped and waved it away and everybody then watched this giant, fat, black and gold bumble bee stroll back up into the ether, and I said, “Fuck Bees. I’ll punch every bee in the face.” Everybody looked at me blankly for a second, and then I repeated it, “Fuck Bees. I’ll punch every bee in the face.” They all burst out laughing. It was a fun scene and I wished I could’ve taken credit for the line.

  • Karen

    ..And that is cute.

  • Ada

    Christ, is this after the sugar rush?

    My child would be bouncing off the walls. In fact, there would be no way in hell you could take a still photo after feeding him chocolate anything.

  • Annabelle

    Julie, the fact that you breathe carcinogenic air is also disconcerting.

  • Caroline

    Kind of Heidi Klum-esque.

  • gwen

    just lovely…:)

  • Jo

    Caroline: nooooooo!! dont go there.

  • Katie

    Hahaha. That made my day.

  • Vaida

    Annabelle, that is GREAT!
    Oh, you just made me laugh out loud. I wish I could have been there! “Yeah, we’ll punch ‘em in the face!”

    By the way…where can I get some of this Marmite stuff? I want to try it!

  • Jo

    My head just exploded and there’s brain all. over. the floor.

  • Caroline

    Oops, Jo, didn’t mean it that way! I meant all pouty…

    …slinks away…

  • ashik

    southern fried girl and kbbaw: usually i am merely envious of your actually leaving work at a normal leaving-work hour. but today, today, i am actually doing that too!!!! yay countdown!!!

  • Jo

    Ooohh Caroline….

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Sorry girls – I was just in my mid year review with one of my bosses. I did good. Wooty woot! Except apparently HR is under the impression I take many smoke breaks, except I only take my allotted two a day. What the hell. Bastards. Anyway, 15 minutes to go!

  • Jo

    ha ha come back caroline i was only teasing! although that genuinely was quite a disturbing post.. :p

  • JessicaRabbit

    My teenage boys wont eat chocolate for breakfast, coco pops puke fest, but they will totally call their grandma a doo doo head

  • Caroline

    Anyway, marmite is icky. I tried it once and had to spit it out.

  • JessicaRabbit

    I just spent like 2 hours taking pics and putting up a little bio for everyone of my cats, man. I got a lotta freakin cats.

  • Bellychaser

    My dad once had a late night bath with our dog. Bubbles and everything. We have pictures.

    He’s been sober for 5 years now.

  • Susie

    Happy Birthday to the AWSL. Many, many years of good bonking.

    You can’t beat a bacon-greased party in a double-wide. Hillbillians, unite!

  • Vaida

    Icky. HA HA That’s going to be the Word of the Day.

  • RazDreams

    REMINDER: …and on July 19th, Heather will be *30*!!! _everybody wang-chung tonight, baybee!_

  • kristine

    My ovaries are okay right now, but any of you show me a picture of a newborn baby and I will melt.
    Leta is adorable, and I LOVE that age, but I’ve did it three times.
    Now I get to deal with two 12 year olds, an 8 & 6 year old (all girls of course) and a 14 year old boy.

    I just want to hold a newborn.

  • JessicaRabbit

    Sigh. If Bucky was here I know that would of resulted in an innapropriate pussy comment.

    Oh Bucky! Where are you and your assless chaps???

  • Peter Hentges

    Chocolate!? That’s no kind of Pop-Tart for a sane person. (OK, not even for an altered by AMA approved medication person.) Strawberry-frosted or blueberry-frosted; these a pop-tart flavors for kind souls and good people. They are, yea, the tarts of the heavans.

  • southern fried girl

    That was perhaps one of the funniest posts ever. I love tales of the family a la Dooce. :)