Remnants of chocolate pop tart

Caroline, just strap a big ass aerosol can of Deer Repellent onto your back.

Will do.

Is Greenthumb around today?
I finally took some pictures of the backyard. I want to forwarn him so he doesn’t faint when he sees them.

Oh, her little grubbiness is so fetching!

I am totally aughing at the pounding pickle comment. It’s hard having baby girls when mom and dad get a thrill out of innuendos. At least for us it is.

I guess nobody liked my Pop-Tart creation. (cry)

I feel so unloved today..

Eating pop tarts is hard work.

Hey! Who gave her the middle pieces??? End pieces only please!

Ok, here it is….
There was this woman and it was her birthday. Her friends wanted to throw her a suprise party.
They knew her routine pretty well. She kept her dog in her big finished basement while she was at work. Every day when she came home she would go down to the basement to feed the dog, so the friends thought it would be a good idea to hide in the basement to surprise her. On the day of the surprise party eveyone was hiding in the basement. They heard the woman come home. They heard her moving around in the kitchen upstairs. They heard her walking towards the basement door. Finally the woman opened the door, walked down the stairs to the basement, and her friends turned on the lights and yelled surprise. THEY were the ones who were suprised.
The woman was standing there Naked with Peanut Butter all over her crotch.

An interesting side note …
A friend told this story at my 18th birthday party in front of my entire family including my grandma.
It was ok though because I stole the show by getting drunk and doing the Mexican hat dance in the middle of the restaurant.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/bestial/peanutbt.htm

YUCK.

That’s how I look after Pop Tarts!

Kristine:
Let’s see it…I’m ready for it. (takes deep breath)

Oh…that is just too precious for words. Morning everyone…what’s the topic of the morning?

Torrie – I can’t believe you went there! That’s the exact same story I heard. Must be legend.

Caroline – I know I shouldn’t laught, but picturing deer stalking and hunting humans makes me giggle.

I thought only moose got territorial with young, but don’t quote me.

So apparently dog themed erotica is the theme for today, what with the dog showering story and the peanut butter thing…

Laught. pffft. I’m a goof with big fingers.

Susannah – topic = peanut butter crotches. Discuss.

Actually, niffer, the way you put it it did make me laugh a little. But those deer, they were creeeeepy.

Caroline, I think it depends on the deer’s habitat. If they are in an area where they see humans all of the time, then I wouldn’t worry about them attacking you. If you are in the middle of nowhere and there is a possibility that the deer have never seen humans then I might worry.

http://flickr.com/photos/torrie/9098266/

Torrie, in re: drunken hat dance…see my above post in re: hungover bride…That was YESTERDAY! How am I going to live it down? Well, the wedding is in five weeks in vegas. I’m SURE I can do something to make my condition at the shower seem absolutely trivial in comparison.
Maybe having our gettogether after the wedding at Margaritaville MIGHT not be such a good idea. Hell yea it is. Pass me the tequila! And the ice bucket. So I can puke in it.

BTW…Anyone need a mini chopper/food processor? I got three…

Muffy, the best part was, I pulled a hat off of the wall in the restaurant, so I could do an ACTUAL Mexican hat dance. When I was done dancing I put it on my head and sat down at the table as if I was completely normal.

OK, that is so unfair. I NEVER look gorgeous after I eat anything. Awesome eyelashes are usually wasted on men and dogs. Eyelash Envy of Leta, Eyebrow Envy of Heather. It’s not easy bein’ green.

Hey, I’ll take one. I always give gift certificates as wedding/bridal shower gifts. Otherwise they get the same stuff they don’t want.

Torrie…Is ANYONE ever COMPLETELY normal?

Caption: “Okay, I can eat just *one* more, but you gotta let me take a break first. Yo Ma, unbutton my pants will ya.”