Two very cute and very worth it Tax Deductions

  • Kaiasmom

    I thought Dooce got her nickname as dooce a her old job because of a misspelling of dude?

  • Squirl

    I would love to use your Pissed-In-Suitcase. That is very definitely yours!!

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Yeah, Kaiasmom – when she would IM people, she would accidentally write duce, I think, instead of dude. Since it is her brainchild, and the name of her website, I am sure she doesn’t mind being called Dooce. And most of us refer to her as Heather much of the time.

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    Wait, are you sayin’ Nick is a sex bomb, too?

    Oh, the revelations today…

  • Vaida

    Dang Cold, I am dang cold right now myself. This office is a fucking ice box!

    What’s up with the makeup on your face?

  • Torrie

    Taking my fat ass to the gym. See you guys later.

    oh, and:


    Ha Ha. Try to get that out of your head suckers!

  • This boy needs an enema

    Peace offering:

    I’m not a complete asshole BTW, Just a very, very longtime reader/mostly lurker who is having some trouble coping with going mainstream. I will try to be less bitter.

  • Susie

    sfg, careful there. We’re dealing with 2 different squirrels:
    Squirll — billable hours
    Squirl — Brainy rock star

  • bethy-mae

    Yeah that’s the trouble with nicknames you can’t pick them, your friends or coworkers do. That’s how I ended up “The Badger” cause of my bad attitude and all. And bethy-mae came about when somebody found out my middle name.

  • JessicaRabbit

    Bucky, he looks mild mannered but in his own words, Im freaking Deeeeeeranged.

    Hes just a boobie pervert really. Like a kid with a new toy.

  • southern fried girl

    Sorry if our “mainstream” comments have offended you in some way.

  • Squirl

    SFG, Squirll has the billable hours. I’m Squirl and I’m salary, thank goodness.

    And my comment about the suitcase didn’t quite sound right…..

  • Andrea in Canada

    If Chuck is looking at you taking the photo, who or what was Leta focused on at the time? Just curious!

    Happy Chuck Friday, woof!

  • southern fried girl

    Oh, jeeeez, I see that now. Why must y’all confuse me?

    OK, the billable hour rodent – what do you do?

  • ocd

    go read randomtivity:

    love it!

    could leta be any cuter? no, i don’t think so.

  • Squirl

    Thank you Susie! You’re a rock star in your own right, saw it on your site. I’m the one with the brainy ideas, though.

  • Sandra

    Doocelings – Need your help. Check out this article about a kitten killer:

    You can find this waste of air at

  • Susie

    Yea, squirl, sounds like you’re going on a trip and want to borrow it. Sure, hon. Lemme just dump this out…

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    What bothers me is people that feel that just because they have looked at Dooce’s site since the beginning of time, that anybody that hasn’t been around as long is part of the “mainstream”, or something. We’re referred to as “those new commenters” or “self proclaimed Doocelings”. Yes, I kick myself every day for not having found Dooce’s site much earlier, but I am still a loyal fan.

    Go Mainstream!

  • JessicaRabbit

    Bucky, Nick says he is many things and can not be labled, or understood.

  • the niffer

    When did anal sex become mainstream?

    You guys are slaying me today. Welcome back Bucky! Oh how I’ve missed your trucker mouth.

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    Oh, I have a label for him. But let’s stick is somewhere it won’t get hair caught in it.

  • emily

    if you look at the photo quickly, it appears that Chuck, not Leta, has the fluffy little ponytail. hee.

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    OK, for anyone confused about the brainy idea and the suitcase, read this post and Susie’s comment below it:

  • the niffer

    emily – so true! That’s the funkiest dog tail I’ve ever seen.

  • Squirl

    Susie, got a little Lysol?

  • woman lover

    First! Dooce is into anal sex

  • I heart Britney’s breasts

    Enema boy:
    That peace offering was fabulous. Thanks for the great link.

  • Susie

    I was horribly confused. Thank you for that, Bucky.

  • Gry

    Leta AND Chuck!! Woohoo!!

  • ishouldbeworking

    k-9 tax deductions!!!

  • Squirl

    Thanks, Bucky, I might have been confused, too.

  • JessicaRabbit

    Aww both babies!

  • Henry Stetler the Kitten Killer

    I am the kitten killer Sandra speaks of. Please write me at:

    Henry Stetler
    853 Englesville Road
    Boyerstown, PA 19512-8457

    And DO call me at:

  • JessicaRabbit

    Ok now that Nick has left the room, He really is just an out of control hill billy mechanic stuck in a 1950′s mind set with some twisted wiggle stick action thrown in.

    He says, he is the youngest crotchity old man around. And he really is.

  • Moi

    I love the protective ways of Chuck-o!!! And Leta, as always, SO CUTE!

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Henry Stetler sucks. Who kills kittens? Only a man with a really small wang.

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    That is the most freaking hysterical story I have ever heard. Piss in a suitcase! That is so kinky for 4 year olds.

  • Nell

    How cute! Chuck posed obediently for the camera. Leta didn’t care.

  • the niffer

    Oh God, Sandra that’s horrible.

  • Susie

    It was what they used to call a “train case.” Cheez whiz, it’s not like anybody was going on a train…
    Don’t shame me, I might regress in my potty training.

  • WinInc

    top 10!!!

  • Nilbo

    What … niffer, did you miss the memo about anal sex becoming mainstream? Honest to God, girl … keep up!

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    Let’s talk about the word “crotchety”, shall we?

    How can a word with “crotch” as its root mean grumpy? I mean, isn’t the crotch a guaranteed smile for people, sort of like a rainbow or a tax refund?

  • Hilory

    Leta is CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    I am so going to call that jerkwad. Maybe play a recording of a kitten meowing.

  • Squirl

    Susie, if you regress in your potty training then you’ll need to go see a therapist. Do they have a special rate for colleagues?

  • laura

    that’s two photos (today and yesterday) of Leta looking like she is standing up….

    is she progressing from crawling?

  • ishouldbeworking

    k-9 tax deductions, woo-hoooo!! and i still have time to open my envelope and refigure the return. maybe i could get a refund or at least break even – i have 2 furry deductions :)

    boyneedsanenema-it sounds like you not only need an enema, how long has it been since you’ve been laid?! better getcha some.

    happy friday everybody – 4 hrs and 15 minutes people!

  • E-Lo

    Chuck is a tax deduction? Really?

    Seriously, as far as anything tax related is concerned, they are WAY cute.