I found these books in a toy store up the street yesterday and took pictures with Jon’s cameraphone. Then I saw this board game:
And turned it over to find this on the back of the box:
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I don’t beileve you…those are crazy!!! It made me laugh though which is great since I am sick right now!!
I love reading your blog I wish i could do as well as you. I have been trying to work from home sice my first child was born now she is 4.
What??!! Oh, no was this an early April Fools gag? I fell hook, line, and sinker! Thanks for the laughs, Heather.
Okay I took a closer look. I’m a tool. Photoshop City.
Some other classics from an old email forward (when forwards were still good):
“Pop Goes the Hamster and Other Microwave Games”
“Daddy Left Because You’re Bad”
Heather’s hair = hotness.
Your hair is amazing! It looks just like that model – Sienna Miller (I think?!?!). It’s fresh, youthful and incredibly sexy!
Yeah, me, too! Have to get in on all of this hair complimenting. It’s adorable! And Jon’s t-shirt is awesome. I remember laughing when I saw that t-shirt featured on Preshrunk awhile back.
hair is beautiful!
i feel a little sketchy noticing this, but…is that st. ives apricot scrub i see in your shower? is jon exfoliating now?
Those are hysterical! Thanks for the laugh.
Holy shit, I needed that! Thank you for keeping me insane.
If a book was written about my neighbors it would be called The Runaway Bunny left home because a Very Hungry Caterpillar crawled into his father’s head and made him demented enough to spend their earnings on strippers at his lunch hour playing Pat the Bunny.
maybe the new hairdo is photoshop trickery as well…
are you blonde again?! last time you went away from blonde, you said it was the last picture we’d ever see of you blonde. i hope you’re blonde again though. you look SO PRETTY that way (but, of course, gorgeous with darker hair too, but the blonde…H-O-T!).
LOVE the hair! Also, I would dearly love to send some of those books to some of the more neurotic mothers I know, especially I Lost My Dad to Syphilis.
Brilliant! Wish they were real, I’d love to get some and leave them places…like at the doctors office
finally, a book i can use to speak to my child about gender confusion….
hmm, i guess ‘You’re Weird’ had its cover changed since I sent it from the publisher — it was supposed to be a book about politics. psh, crazed children’s publishers wastin’ my flavah….
Preetttty sneaky, sis! (To quote an old Connect Four commercial). Good Photoshopping.
Heather, I just wanted to say I absolutely LOVE your new haircut. You are just one of those women who look good no matter what their hair length!!
wow, i’m an idiot. i sent that to all my friends saying, “i can’t believe this!!!”
they were all like, “erik, it’s photoshopped.”
Okay, I rarely every say this, but I feel it’s worthy: OMG!!!
Those are HILARIOUS!! Thanks for the laugh, I needed it today!!
My first thought was “Boy, am I out of the loop of childrens book nowadays…”
My second thought, after the lightbulb went off in my head was, “Boy, I wish I could photoshop like Heather!”
Thanks for the laughs today (and always)! Happy April Fool’s!
Oh my GOD. I totally was sitting here, mouth gaping open, in complete and utter shock as to why I had never found these awesome books! And then I realized. This HAS to be April Fool’s Day two days early. My GOD Heather. You have MAD photoshop skills! Either that, or the bookstores in Salt Lake City are WAY different that the ones in Houston. I figured the only books you could find around there were the Book of Mormon and, well, the Book of Mormon.
Thanks for the laugh!
Your hair looks awesome.
there could be a spot for you on the daily show.
Is this a good spot to confess I actually bought my 9 y.o. son a copy of “The Day My Butt Went Psycho”?
He, however, is a graduate of Capt. Underpants University. I have a feeling Leta is going to loooove Dav Pilkey (and don’t forget to check out “The Dumb Bunnies”).
I want to order them all and give them as inappropriate gifts to children at their birthday parties. Maybe then I won’t be invited anymore. Soo funny, happy good morning to me!
I FREAKED OUT! I love the book What Color is Your Underwear! Thought I was buying inappropriate literature. YOU GOT ME!
Love the new hair. And the blurry neck nuzzle. Dead szexy.
Good Lord. That’s freaking hilarious.
Oh my word. Those were classick.
Okay, I know this off-topic but… has anyone ever told Jon that he bears a striking resemblance to former matchbox twenty guitarist, Adam Gaynor????
I WANT THEM ALL!!!!!!
Loving the new hair Dooce. Looks great!
I am hot in the pants for your new hair style.
That is all.
*wipes away tear*
They get progressively worse as the post continues! All of this should be banned! Banned I say! Oh, wait, that makes me sound like a close-minded bigotted jerk! Guess they can stay on the shelves.
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