• E2WCoastMom

    Stunning. Stupefying. Wild. The intensity with which people rave is always striking to me. There are so many wise “golden rules” that could help guide us all from such behaviour:

    *treat others the way you would like to be treated, or
    *if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all

    Alternately, one could try to be mature, and have a sensible conversation to understand what drives us to make different choices in this world. This could even bring us together…

    Oh. Wait. I was dreaming. Sorry about that.

    As I reflect back on the note, I’ve decided it comes from a married man who is jealous and doesn’t get any.

    Thanks for sharing and hang in there!

  • Kathy

    Has anyone notified authorities that the Jerry Springer
    Show is releasing their wack jobs out into the general population and they have access to computers?

    I raise my frosty margarita to you Heather on this balmy Friday evening in Lake Havasu City, Arizona as I eyeball my husband of 36 years and think “he’s getting lucky tonight with this husband fucker”. Or maybe I’m the lucky one with a husband who still wants a go at the ‘slut’ he married.
    hmmmmmm……catch ya later

  • Amy

    You get the best emails!

  • Vanessa

    I mean seriously, who do you think you are fucking your husband?! I am sure you do it at least three times a day! How do you find the time! All of that slutty behavior is just too much. And to think you went and got yourself knocked up too. Your momma must be so ashamed.

    I seriously laughed out loud to this one. I guess I have to join your group of monogamous sluts!

  • Annie

    It’s so sad to see how needlessly hateful people can be. Sorry you have to deal with all of this!

  • http://www.jaynawrites.com/ ang

    I’m so glad I found your blog. I love your outlook, humor and writing style. Hatemails aren’t pleasant, but that just means you’re that much more famous that the person who wrote it.

  • http://foreverkaili.blogspot.com Liz

    wait, wait, WAIT!!! this post is so funny, heather. i looove your writing. love it. you’re the bomb.

  • http://www.apositivesign.blogspot.com Brandy

    I think you look beautiful in your red shirt and growing belly!

  • Katie

    Damn! I’m a wife and a stay-at-home-mother of two kids. I had no idea I was so hated for doing such horrible things such as loving my husband and raising my kids! I think I need a margarita now.

    Thanks for brightening my day with your sarcasm!

  • Wee Bear

    HMMM…interesting..I would have thought this person would have some thing better to do than write hate mail to a person they don’t even KNOW! Classic.

  • http://www.fabulouslyoutthere.blogspot.com Fabulous

    One day….I will be a husband fucker again.

    In the meantime, I’ll just be a regular slut ;)

  • Kathryn

    You’re a free rider who doesn’t work. Hm. Soooo I guess you’re paying for this multi-state business trip with your…welfare money? DAMN! I gotta get me some of that!

    And yes, two children in five years is some sort of record. Keep popping out babies at that speed and they’ll have a TLC show about you and your little brainwashed kids before you know it!!!!

  • Marisol

    Right on!!

  • fired

    You fired

  • http://fatmumslim.blogspot.com fatmumslim

    There are some brilliantly intelligent people reading your blog (obviously). So brilliant they don’t need to use punctuation (obviously).

    Aren’t you lucky?

    Two words: Lame.

    At least you can laugh at it. xx

  • http://www.kristinwalldesigns.com Kristin

    You know what? F@#$ that stupid, crazy woman! You rawk and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

  • https://twitter.com/LGoulding Laura

    I’m sure there’s some protocol about how you’re not supposed to give mouth-breathers like this any kind of attention, but the truth is I’m glad you do because it makes me feel so much better about myself. Even on my worst day, I can punctuate like a motherfucker.

  • http://shrinkingboobies.blogspot.com/ Audra

    In fact, the only reason I decided to have another child is so that should the need arise and my own stop working, I’ll have a wider variety of kidneys to choose from. This is a Mormon teaching known as Emergency Preparedness.

    I love you so much for this comment if you weren’t already married and I was a lesbian I would totally propose to you

  • Dar

    Your husband must be delighted that you’re such a slut. What if you only want to fuck once a week or so…. are you still a slut? No, but seriously I have friends who would LOVE to become slutty husband fuckers and you know, they are some really good people. So ya, it is something to aspire to become. And it doesn’t make you a bad person.

  • Lori W

    Sorry that some people are IDIOTS and are INSANE because they banged their heads too much as children.

    I am also a mother of two (age 21 and 19) and a ex-mormon and I read you everyday because I KNOW what your in for and you make me laugh.

    Other than the news you are the ONLY blog I read daily.

  • Amy

    Your comparison of a slut to a wife literally made me spit my soda across the room. Thank you– I really needed a great laugh. It’s been a long week. Maybe I can ‘be a wife’ this weekend and it will all be better (:

    PS See you in Seattle in a couple weeks!

  • Becky

    This is one of your funniest posts ever, you husband-fucker. Priceless. Truly.

  • Tricia

    @41 I agree– Please use this in a future masthead. Also love the idea of a Team HFS t-shirt… even though no one would understand it.

    Thanks again for sharing your journey with us. You look beautiful!

  • http://www.lieblingdesigns.etsy.com Jess

    Wow! At least I don’t feel alone in it. I have a tiny blog of my own, and after posting something about how I won’t eat McDonald’s and can’t stand food that makes my car smell like garbage (actual garbage) I received this little gem:

    “I love mcdonalds u stuck up bitch you probably got fat and then needed lipo suction. so go suck a dick bitch”

    This was the post: http://lieblingartcrafts.wordpress.com/2008/07/15/im-lovin-it/

    Some people are just plain freaks. Off to get my lipo and well…you know the rest, being a slutty husband fucker like me!

  • http://www.knunndrum.com Katharine

    I wonder if they realized the message would be MUCH better received with punctuation!!! I mean if you are going to call a someone a slut shouldn’t there be at least a few exclamation points?

  • http://onegeekymommy.wordpress.com/ Alison

    ^^ total husband-fucker here.. Only spawned one crotch-fruit so far, but I’m hoping for another one soon..

    I’m a big fan of your blog, and it’s nice to see that you don’t let ridiculousness like this get to you.. Thanks for sharing with all of us, I sure needed the laugh!

    Much <3!

  • Lola

    Well, I guess we all know what George W. has been up to… he’s done found himself da internet …

  • http://apartmentgirl.org Erica

    That’s so funny. I cant believe the kind of hate mail you get.

  • http://www.swedebeaddesigns.etsy.com Danielle

    I think the person who wrote that clearly needs to get laid and/or remove the extremely large pole sticking out of their asshole.
    Yikes

  • Romina

    so this is internet. and on the internet you can choose which sites you visit and which sites you read, right? so who is this moron?? dude, go elsewhere!! no need to read this slut’s blog!

    signed,

    the non-capitalization, boyfriend-fucking slut

  • Suzanne

    Oh Geeeez. I’ll learn not to eat at the Computer. First I get mad at the Moron’s comment. No prob there. Start chomping harder and faster on the apple. Then I get to Deb’s Comment.. Husband Fucker Song. Burst out laughing. Now there’s apple chunks all over my monitor. Good thing I’m at work. Wouldn’t wanna ruin MY computer. :-)
    Seriously. I’m for selective schooling. Obviously this person missed MOST days and didn’t learn to write. I can’t believe they taught it to READ! I’m truly hoping it doesn’t vote.

    You rock Heather! Enjoy the idiots.. cuz that’s really all you can do with them.

  • http://www.robindoddphotography.com Robin Dodd

    The trashiness… you can’t help but laugh right??

    Later tater,

    R

  • Stacy Hamby

    Kind of scary. Even the Puritans were allowed to enjoy sex and they burned people alive.

  • http://www.undomesticdiva.com Undomestic Diva

    Raised Mormon and a husband-fucker myself with three (gasp!) boys, I had to laugh out loud at the shout-out to the LDS’ love of emergency preparedness. No longer Mormon, my food storage consists of a lifetime supply of brown sugar poptarts, Starbucks coffee beans and store-bought rice krispie treats.

    Thank god my mom is still practicing; I’ll just go to her house when The Big One hits. I’ll bet she could feed the entire neighborhood for months.

  • http://www.lovemaegan.com …love Maegan

    Well, I’m a HUGE slut then.

  • Anonymous

    Another Mormon husband-fucker here! And proud of it! Hey–we should totally start the Mormon husband fuckers!

  • Tricia

    Oh, and thanks for shedding light on another possible reason Octomom has so many children. Organ farm.

    Lord, I apologize………

  • Anonymous

    Thank you Heather. My husband also thanks you.

    I’m going to go fuck/make love him right now.

    Trolls are just silly.

    MCK

  • megan

    you tell that poor grammar loser to suck it :)

  • Anonymous

    hehehe……

  • Maude

    ~snort~

  • http://www.survivethemayhem.com SAHM: Surviving Assorted Home Mayhem

    Look at you all taking away something positive from your Mormon upbringing! I practically anticipate a future post entitled “Useful Stuff I Learned from the Mormons”.

  • AnnieBoNanie

    Ha!
    WTF! I’m almost speechless on this one. What was the subject line on this ladies email? I wonder what she read on your blog that got her so upset… *blinks* I don’t get it.
    A good laugh though, none the less. I’m not a husband fucking slut yet but I hope to be one day and man, am I looking forward to it.

  • Stenar

    Wow! Some people are so crazy. You’re awesome, though.

  • http://www.justsaying.org Susan

    I didn’t read all 185 comments so maybe someone has already said this but I think this is made up hater mail. The person just wanted to see if they could construct a hate mail that would get posted on your blog. It’s the America’s Funniest Home Video syndrome where people invent a video just to get viewed.

  • http://www.triloquist.blogspot.com Ron

    OMG, Heather…

    I’m laughing so hard at your response to this email, I’m cough-choking!!!

    Way to go!

    And PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do a full hatemail post, because these are just way too hysterical!!

  • http://chirpcreative.blogspot.com Julie Hall

    Are you sure that wasn’t from Kathie Lee?

  • Jennine

    April Masthead: Husband Fucking Slut since 2002

  • http://d2dmad.blogspot.com/ Dani

    Wow!How dare you actually be happy with your spouse and chose to have children. What is the world coming to?

    Well as a fellow husband f**ker and breeder welcome to the dark side.

    I’m thinking that person either needs a husband or needs the one they’ve got to put in a little more effort in bed.

  • http://ohitson.wordpress.com/ Kris

    The Husband Fuckers – best band name I’ve heard in a while.