So that you could truly appreciate what it’s like to be hit in the face with a Chuck Fart. Just imagine taking a bath in a soup of rotten eggs and curdled milk. Multiply that by a hundred and then double it. NOT COOL, OLD MAN. NOT COOL.
A brand new and enormous Whole Foods opened next to a downtown mall called Trolley Square last week, and we waited a few days for the hubbub to die down before we checked it out. But the hubbub had not died down at all, and it was like a summer afternoon at Disneyland except with [...]
Leta’s spring break is coming up, and when Jon and I were brainstorming ideas about what to do he suggested we all go camping. In a tent. With Marlo. I told him that he might as well take a bat and hit me over the head, again and again, and then take me by the [...]