So that you could truly appreciate what it’s like to be hit in the face with a Chuck Fart. Just imagine taking a bath in a soup of rotten eggs and curdled milk. Multiply that by a hundred and then double it. NOT COOL, OLD MAN. NOT COOL.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.