You are hilarious! I can be having the worst day and all I have to do is come here to make it better. Thanks for the laughs! Somedays I'm not sure what I would do without you!

HA! Totally reminds me of when we were on a girls trip to Vegas and we looked up "donkey punch" on Urban Dictionary. There was even a drawing - STICK FIGURES! - accompanying the definition. As horrible as the meaning of it is, I nearly died laughing. Even now, it's making me snort at the thought of it.

I learned this term from the college students I teach. They keep me current. Can't say I've used it in casual conversation yet, though.

My understanding is it started with some video game, although I forget which one. I bet one of those urban slang sites would say, although I don't want to google it on my office computer right now.

Oh, yes, we are all truly teachers and learners!

OMFG. Heather. You need HEARING AIDS.

That's all I'm going to say.

My best friend loves "being tea bagged" and her definition of that is having her boyfriend rest his balls in her eye socket. I SHIT YOU NOT. Maybe Jon was at the same party where she declared this to everyone in the room?

You are in the shit now Heather, lol...you called your husband out on not knowing what the most beloved liberal slight to the Tea Party really is! ROFL...

Thanks for making my day! ; )

He is so gonna rail on you for airing this to the Internet.

Ask him if he knows what any of these are:

Alabama Hot Pocket
Iraqi gas mask
the dirty sanchez
the rusty hook
the donkey punch

and last but not least...

the Cleveland steamer

NOTE: I do not condone nor do I participate in the above acts. They were explained to me by a gay friend of mine at a party one night where we were playing, "up the anty" on naming the most bizarre and revolting sexual acts we could.

He won! LOL

In defense of Jon, apparently not EVERYONE knows what a tea bagger is. But I am sure he does now!!!

I'm sooo embarrassed. I only just learned this term last week by watching "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." Then again, can't say I ever heard the term.

It's in your mouth, not your eyes. Not that I would know...

I can't WAIT to ask my husband if he knows what tea bagging is!

Of course, that you know the term Dutch Clock Weights...well, let's just say you've come a LONG way from the Mormon straight and narrow!

Ok ask Jon if he learned this from watching The Newlyweds - where Jessica Simpson talks about Tea bagging.

I believe what Jon has described is referred to in some circles as Arabian Sunglasses.

Fantastic story. I had a similar experience with my husband while watching Zach and Miri make a porno - when it got to the Double Dutch Rudder scene.

Actually, the particular move Jon described (and I'm dead serious) is called Arabian Sunglasses. If the penis is rested along the bridge of the nose it's a Roman Soldier Helmet. I know way, way, way too much about this shit.

So obviously tea bagging is not resting the balls on the eyes, but from the sounds of some of your comments, there is such a move, referred to as Arabian sunglasses. What I want to know is, how the hell is that fun for EITHER party? Is there heavy blinking involved or something?

So many times I've wanted to comment but was too damn lazy to register.

But I just *had* to thank you for the laugh, I've been laughing all afternoon. "Oh yeah? Well, balls in your eyes!" just might be my new retort for every dumb ass Tea Party media byte I have the misfortune to be subjected to.

And please, for your loving loyal readers, I am begging you for a follow-up post in which he defines dirty sanchez.