Marlo’s hair is significantly lighter than Leta’s ever has been, and it’s also one of the ways she resembles me. My hair was just like hers at this age, although I wasn’t into biting or head butting or eating weeds. DNA haywire!
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.