I won’t even get you started on his cuticles

Your angry email should have the words “dew claws” somewhere in the subject.

For you occasional reassurance

He is very soon headed to the salon, and they really need to pay attention to his cuticles this time.


Occasionally I like to reassure you that sometimes I pay attention to my dogs. This is one of those instances.

Hair and nail formula

For your reassurance and escalating blood pressure.

Canine claw status update

Saving you from having to send that monthly reminder.


After a long day at the salon.

An itch you need to scratch

You, you over there. You want to tell me to trim his nails, don’t you?