Your angry email should have the words “dew claws” somewhere in the subject.
He is very soon headed to the salon, and they really need to pay attention to his cuticles this time.
Occasionally I like to reassure you that sometimes I pay attention to my dogs. This is one of those instances.
For your reassurance and escalating blood pressure.
Saving you from having to send that monthly reminder.
After a long day at the salon.
You, you over there. You want to tell me to trim his nails, don’t you?