I’m not trying to rub it in that I’ve already dusted off the patio furniture, I just want someone to get very upset because they think Chuck’s nails are getting too long. Hell, now even I’m concerned looking at those things.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.