Matters of the eyes, continued

If you don’t share your favorite pirate joke I will be thoroughly disappointed that you wasted such an opportunity.

Some people say there’s a golden light

Because I got really, really tired of explaining again and again that I do not get Minecraft, and no, I cannot help you.

When the new frames came in

Would you have a look at this, those of you who have been reading me since she was born.

Professor Chuckles

Do not even think about answering your geography questions in incomplete sentences are you even kidding.

Matters of the eyes

A two-week crash course in vision charts, phoropters, lenses and frames, and perhaps a gentle nudge to get your kids’ eyes tested.

Obamacare for the win!

Every time I look at my insurance card I do a little happy dance that resembles an awkward but victorious polka.

More purple

“Purple People Eater” is the ongoing soundtrack to this home.

A quick game of let’s give mom a heart attack

It’s like trying to keep track of tiny glass slippers and NO WONDER Cinderella’s stepmom was so uptight.

Someone got new eyewear

One of the many terrifying faces of Obamacare.

Sans les lunettes

I know. You’re wondering where her glasses are. You are not alone.