Every time I look at my insurance card I do a little happy dance that resembles an awkward but victorious polka.
“Purple People Eater” is the ongoing soundtrack to this home.
It’s like trying to keep track of tiny glass slippers and NO WONDER Cinderella’s stepmom was so uptight.
One of the many terrifying faces of Obamacare.
I know. You’re wondering where her glasses are. You are not alone.
A certain someone doesn’t really care if she can’t see two feet in front of her face.
Bring it on, cold weather. We’ve got blankets, movies and a positive attitude that is totally going to work.
It’s not just me who can’t resist seeing what this feline will let me get away with.
Another trip to the thrift store, another Elton John costume.
“Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids, in fact it’s cold as hell.”