If you don’t share your favorite pirate joke I will be thoroughly disappointed that you wasted such an opportunity.
Because I got really, really tired of explaining again and again that I do not get Minecraft, and no, I cannot help you.
Would you have a look at this, those of you who have been reading me since she was born.
Do not even think about answering your geography questions in incomplete sentences are you even kidding.
A two-week crash course in vision charts, phoropters, lenses and frames, and perhaps a gentle nudge to get your kids’ eyes tested.
Every time I look at my insurance card I do a little happy dance that resembles an awkward but victorious polka.
“Purple People Eater” is the ongoing soundtrack to this home.
It’s like trying to keep track of tiny glass slippers and NO WONDER Cinderella’s stepmom was so uptight.
One of the many terrifying faces of Obamacare.
I know. You’re wondering where her glasses are. You are not alone.