I am here

That massive cold front is for real so not kidding.

Yes, Sir approves

Tish, it really is a nifty photo on Instagram.

One instance in which the future looks exactly like it was supposed to

Nearing the maximum of my cellular data plan and one very good reason to buy a bigger one.

Hankering

Because I am the valedictorian of dropping phones.

The where of my hair

iPhone mirror shot. Eye roll in three, two, one…